The Diane Keaton Sarah Paulson Freak Show

Jeez, I'm not exactly a badge-carrying member of the Fashion Police, but Christ, look at this fucked up shit:

The freak on the left, who looks like Pee Wee Herman's grandma, is Diane Keaton.

Sad. Pathetic. There was a time when wearing mannish clothing looked cute on her. That time was the SEVENTIES. 1970's not HER 70's.

"Say, I think I'll wear work boots, and a clowny-looking boy's checked suit a size too small for me...."

IS that what she was thinking? I admire Diane for continuing to defend Woody Allen, and for being kookie, but this is TOO kookie.

Sarah Paulson? I think she stars in "American Horror Story" or IS one. She also seems to have an insane problem with wearing clunky shoes, and I guess some kind of Parochial School outfit or other. The photographer either caught her off guard, or she spends a lot of time imitating a hungry moose.

Guess where they were going? A Viley Virus concert. Yeah, like they had any chance of turning heads with a toothpick androgyne on stage wearing nothing but spandex underwear.

The point: "entertainment" and "amusement" now extends, deeply, into "WHO are you WEARING?"

Back when Diane Keaton first became famous, where were still remnants of the women's movement. Some women out there were saying, "Cut it out with the lipstick and fancy dresses and making us spend a fortune on that shit. Don't make us paint our faces and dance."

Never underestimate Capitalism. The fucking faggoty freaks of the fashion world quashed the idea that women should dress normally, especially at the office, and the cosmetics people pushed their products and Victoria's Secret slammed that "ban the bra" stuff. More than ever, with "Fashion Week" every other month, and constant photos of women in their idiotic outfits, ladies are being pressured into spending a fortune to look bizarre and disturbing. On the other extreme, seen at Oscar and Golden Globes shows, they are all expected to resemble Barbie Dolls...with flouncy outfits even actual princesses would never wear.

Equality would be for women to spend ONLY the amount that men do. Men own a few shirts, a few suits, a few pairs of pants. Don't wear make-up. And women shouldn't be pressured into being walking "entertainment" by having to own vast wardrobes of crap that is so horrific it makes moths throw up.