Boko Haram : A Darker Shade of Muslim Maniac

First off, welcome to NO SHAVE NOVEMBER.

The attention span among assholes IS short. Yesterday was "Dress up Like a Fucking Idiot And Forget You're An Adult" day. Now, ha ha ho ho hee hee, grow a beard or a mustache or a soul patch or a goatee because peer pressure and boredom tells you to.

Isn't it a twist of human nature, that as horrible and demented as the world keeps getting...the more inward and TRIVIAL the response has been? Pie eating contests. Hot dog eating events. Kim Kardashian. Halloween bullshit. "Ice Bucket Challenge." Sporting events...dopey marathons where idiot stockbrokers jog for twenty miles or more and consider themselves heroic...

This is how we cope? We've got Muslim maniacs from the tip of Africa right up through to Libya and Egypt causing havoc. Hang a right at Egypt and you're in the psycho Middle East...Iran, Iraq, Syria. And with all this insanity of Ebola and butchery...it's NO SHAVE NOVEMBER!

Opening November in grand style, the Boko Haram lunatics...who were supposedly going to abide by some kind of truce and return the girls they kidnapped...now say the girls have converted to beloved ISLAM and have been MARRIED OFF. In other words, they've been beaten and raped, and the ones who still resisted, were killed.

We get this news, of course, from the rapidly rising Al Jazeera network, which is striving to choke off all other news sources when it comes to the Middle East. Look, white reporters, you'll get yourselves beheaded if you cover Middle Eastern news...leave it to US. We slant it right.

Anyone remember when Al Jazeera was just a psycho bunch of Muslim bastards telling the world Bin Laden is good and America is evil?

ANYHOO...

What happens in Nigeria, stays in Nigeria, right? Seriously. Just like the Ebola in Liberia stays in Liberia.

In another age and time, a bunch of soldiers would rumble through the jungle, find these Boko Haram monkeys, and blast their arrogant coconut skulls apart. End of story. Some asshole in a uniform says he can kidnap 200 girls and get away with it? Who does he think he is, Putin?

The problem is that we (civilized people) just have too much to worry about as it is, to give much of a damn about a few hundred nigger women. Right? First off, they breed like rabbits. Aside from Japan or China, there's no shortage of black women. Second, they're used to suffering, so who the fuck cares. They get their clits sawed off, they put plates in their lips, they get their necks stretched with metal rings...even the men consider them nothing but sex toys. Nigger woman is the nigger of the world, ya know.

So we'll wait till Boko Haram gains strength, has another hit record, or does something truly outrageous and video tapes it, like Paris Hilton did when she had sex.

All we have to go on are 200 missing girls...niggers, at that. Unless we get leaked video of these girls being tortured and killed, nobody's outraged. Boko Haram could record themselves raping the girls and nobody would care...because that shit can be downloaded RIGHT NOW off Kickass and everyplace else...there's the "Ghetto Gaggers" series and "Public Humiliation" and plenty of others, where black girls are demeaned, abused and treated like shit. White girls too. So it'll take some really gross cannibal shit to really make the rest of the world care.

I mean, the world barely cares that a few guys were beheaded by ISIS. This is a joke to a lot of people. Take Neil Young. He asks why are we bothering with ISIS? So what, so they killed a few guys. Going after them with tanks wastes fossil fuel! SERIOUSLY, Neil Young said that.

Speaking of ISIS, it seems they are better businessmen than the Jews. They have NO shortage of money. They can actually wage a fucking war against America, Great Britain, Turkey...everybody. Do you suppose there will EVER be a time when somebody says, "Those fucking ARABS, they have ALL the money"? No. Will there ever be a time when somebody says, "Those cheap bastard ARABS, they hold us up all the time, raise prices on gasoline and heating oil...Hitler should've exterminated these inhuman pricks..." No.

Anybody the least bit annoyed that ARABS are telling other ARABS to terrorize people all over the world? "Hey, if you're an Arab in Canada, go shoot somebody in uniform. If you're an Arab in New York, take a hatchet to some cops. If you're a crazy fucked up white idiot...CONVERT...and then kill people in the name of our beloved ALLAH-KAZAM!"

ISIS...is contributing to the continued success of Viley Virus and Justa Beeper.

How do I make this segue?

EASY. As I mentioned above, the worse things are, the more TRIVIAL become our escapes from reality. Viley is telling the teens of the world to take a lot of molly and have a lot of sex. Do it before ISIS comes and blows you up. Beeper is saying fuck whores and starlets (almost the same thing) if you can, listen to mindless bubblegum music, grab your dick...and do it before ISIS comes and blows you up.

The funny thing of course, is that Viley and Beeper aren't popular in Syria or Iraq or Iran, where ISIS actually IS doing all that shit. The people there, somehow are dealing with reality by fighting back.

So all ISIS can do is be even more disgusting. Chop off somebody's head...and let a kid kick it around. Crucify somebody and let the whole world see. And what happens in return? An ISIS guy gets caught, killed and EATEN. This is the 21st Century.

And we're fighting...so this insanity doesn't spread to OUR countries? That we won't have to buy oil from people telling us to bow down to ALLAH-KAZAM and wash our feet 10 times a day, and make our women dress up like mummies? Too bad, the maniacs are already IN our countries. They're already staring and stalking. The idiot women don't mind being forced to cover up and peep out at the world from behind masks. This is the "fun" world of ALLAH-KAZAM, with the promise that...what...the guys will have virgins in the next life and the women will just descend into Dante's Circle of Cunt Hell?

Oh well. Remember, not ALL Muslims are ISIS maniacs, after all. So just let 'em in, let 'em hide in mosques, and if a few turn out to be bloodthirsty maniacs that blow up your Boston marathon or kill some dopey Canadian guard standing around for show...oh well. ANYHOO.

Welcome to November. The message is grow a beard and kidnap nigger women. And kill Canadian guards. In December...buy a lot of shit and pretend Jesus was born on the 25th.