Meaning, you ladies can fuck this creep if you want to. Otherwise, he can fuck himself. And take all the stupid "Bacon" jokes and "Bacon" obsession with him. That especially includes the idiot game of "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" or whatever the hell it is.
Among the least explainable quirks of the universe is why ANYONE cares about KEVIN FUCKING BACON.
I'm not a fan of shitty movies, so I can't name the ones that this sap has made.
What's made him a star, apparently, is that he attracts cunts and fags. I am not in either category. To me, he's just another punk who makes movies. Maybe he's a nice guy...I could care less. Parading around showing off your wonderful face on talk shows or as the most important item in a print interview (the photo not the text) doesn't interest me. And I don't want to be near jerks playing "Six Degrees of Bacon" games.
BACON jokes? Is the level of humor in America? After 20 years or this jerk, they're STILL laughing about his fucking last name? Nothing better to do, like throw a cat in the river and shout "Tom Cruise," or tie a nose rag around a cat and shout "Tom Hanks?"
PS, however good or bad eggs might be for you, there's no question that BACON is NOT good for you. BACON is evil. Hell, it's so fucking evil even the Jews and the psycho Muslims agree on it.
Slaughtering pigs is not nice. Frying pieces of them is not healthy eating, and most would say some fatty strips of bacon are the more lethal part of a bacon and eggs breakfast.
There might well be some women out there with oral cancer, and it might have come from blowing Kevin Bacon.
You fucking Egg Board saps needed a famous name to promote something people eat routinely with or without adverts?? You know, Samantha Eggar is still alive.
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