That some FUCKING ASSHOLE has to get in your face and say "Did you know it's FRIDAY THE 13th?????????"
Nice, you can count up to 13. What's your next trick?
What IS with these fucking "It's Friday the 13th" announcers?
I'm supposed to watch out for black cats? Spend my day being more anxious and aggravated than I already am? Take this pinheaded announcement as a valuable warning?
Maybe it's just a way of "making conversation," and it beats "nice weather for ducks" (if it's raining) or "I just got some records that didn't chart, having taken my dog walkies to a boot sale" (if it's a total cretin).
Don't BURDEN me with your lame cliches. You expect me to either make some hilarious comment for your amusement, or get a "reaction" of fear from me, as if your fucking face isn't scary enough?
Yes, Friday the 13th IS bad luck, if you encounter some dummy who has to tell you about it.
Too bad people who say "Hey, it's Friday the 13th" don't sit on the toilet, fall through, and drown and get flushed away with the rest of the useless shit.
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