Suge Knight - Pussy in Jail - black rapper turns yellow

So we have "Suge Knight" whining like a baby, collapsing his fat ass in court, and generally behaving like some teen punk who can do the crime but can't do the time.

It's possible that even the legends Tupac and "Notorious BIG" would've been whining and begging on their knees if they were simply grabbed off the street, brought into a room, and forced to face rival gang members.

It seems these guys, who were never exactly Hurricane Carter, only act tough when they've got homeys around them, or if they've lost their minds and are driving around high on crack.

If there's a moment where these pea brains have to use what's left of their brains, they go "Oh, SHEEEE-IT" and try and buy, beg or steal their way out of it. Or in Knight's case, cry to his lawyer like North West after realizing she popped out of Kardashian's cunt.

This shit isn't news to older people. But those born after 1980 haven't a clue, because they don't read, they don't care about the past, and if they watch a movie, it has to have naked butt and buckets of blood.

But back in the 30's, there was Jimmy Cagney, and the message in "Public Enemy" was four words: "I ain't so tough."

In another infamous film, he was ready to face the electric chair. Or was he? The headline: "Rocky Dies Yellow." It was left to the viewer to decide if Rocky was truly a coward, or sacrificed his reputation so that others wouldn't think criminals are cool.

Now, all the "fans" of this idiot mogul can see that it's no act. This Suge Knight guy, in the cold light of day, with no posse, is just a pussy. Put this big dope in a cell and he cracks like a rotten ostrich egg. If he can't go around pushing and shoving people with bodyguards to make it stick, he's suddenly got diabetes and a zillion other ailments that require him to stay at home on a pussy willow mattress.

Will some of his homely homey assholes go call up ISIS and ask for that $25 million in bail money? Go contact Jay-Z or Kanye? Or just let this blubbering whale stay beached in solitary bitch confinement? Hopefully the latter.

He'll skate eventually. He's got the lawyers for that. But in the meantime, being made a tad uncomfortable? Sorry, candy-ass Sugah-Sugah. Now until you get your date in court, shut the fuck up and say Good Knight.