Paypal Ad Campaign Thinks You are a Turd Face Yuppie - "We" are Not Amused

Know what isn't amusing or entertaining?

When you go to a website and it either WON'T let you get on with your life, or WON'T LET YOU LEAVE.

What stinky little genius tells the boss, "I got it...before they can do anything, hit them with a time-wasting ad!"

Or..."Keep annoying 'em with ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO LEAVE and HERE'S ANOTHER OFFER...and make 'em hunt for the "no thanks" button!!!"

Jeeeezus Yeeeezus Weeeezus. Doesn't PAYPAL make ENOUGH money gouging with their fees? Letting pornographers and bootleggers have "tip jars" on their fucking Blogspot sites? Double-dipping on eBay?

Before you do ANYTHING you have to see THIS stupid ad campaign page????

With the dumbest looking Yuppie monkey on the planet?

Who the FUCK is THAT???

Paypal actually spent a fortune on an ad agency, and THEY spent a fortune hiring a MODEL, and the results is THAT LAME?

Millions and millions use PAYPAL every fucking day (not that they want to) and the idea here is "Hold on, please watch a video. If you do, a measly 1800 of you MIGHT win a minor prize."

Don't we all jump through enough fucking hoops on the Internet? We're BUSY. And this dumb ad doesn't look exciting. It doesn't intrigue. It doesn't let us know we might be getting something good. It doesn't entice with the basic come-ons of sex and money.

All we see is a dull Arab-looking clod and a lot of boring words.

THIS guy is supposed to be the average Paypal customer? I THINK NOT.

What's with the faggy upswept hair? What's with the anus lips? Did he just finish giving some guy a blowjob? He looks like he's tasting semen.

What's with the extremely faggy sweater?

Did they think: "Let's find a model who could be a light-skinned MUSLIM?"

Pretty surprising they didn't pick an attractive mocha-skinned black woman. Isn't that the demographic? Pick a WOMAN, pick a MINORITY, and even if she doesn't have Katy Perry tits, guys will STILL pay attention, because CUNT is always going to catch the male EYE.

Instead, some faggy Habeeb? Really?

GAYPAL. That's what this shit is. Hey you freaks in Nebraska, this is NOT an All-American ad and it's turning off MILLIONS of people.