In a city of weasels, anything ELSE matters?

The good news: there is STILL a ban on ferrets.

The bad news: ANY time was taken in discussing this moronic issue.

This is why America is laughed at all over the world. Who gives a rat's ass about ferrets?

The answer, of course, is soft, white, pulpy Yuppie idiots who can't just have a dog or cat, but need to be "different." They need to have an "exotic," and make you nod in agreement that they, and their repulsive pets, are wonderful. They show you ugly, hump-backed miseries with coarse fur, hobbling around being totally fucking useless. "Be careful...that one is a bit nippy." Oh fine, just what I want, a ferret bite.

Years ago, Mayor Giuliani emphasized a BAN on these fucking things, which do have a skeletal structure that makes it easy for them to slither under a door and turn up, uninvited, in somebody else's apartment. Also...why the fuck do we need more RODENTS in the city, especially ones that get tossed into Central Park by bored morons, and left to breed out of control?

White, pulpy Yuppie idiots actually followed Giuliani all over town during his re-election campaign, shouting and shouting about how the ferrets should be FREEEEEEEE. Idiots would carry these limp, hairy dishrag beasts, one in each hand, holding them out like they were cute. They aren't. All it did was repulse people into agreeing with Giuliani, who finally confronted one of these moronic Yuppie-Ferret dips, and said "your excessive concern with little weasels is a sickness.”

With all the problems in the world, with all the disease spread by "pets," and with the great variety of animals available, and with the fact that a cretin can easily keep a fucking ferret in an apartment without anyone being any the wiser, it's nice to know that MAYBE this issue will now be dropped. Dropped like an idiot ferret owner drops one of these nasty-looking mutants by accident, and then starts shouting, "Don't anyone move!"

A ferret, by the way, is about two pounds and might grow to four or five. Idiots have defended their fucking ferret love to me with such inane remarks as: "They're...whimsical." They squeak sort of like a guinea pig. So...get a guinea pig.

Oh, right, right. That's just the term for a member of the fucking weasel family. Whimsical! The older they get, the more crippled they look, and the more they hobble. This is mistaken for "whimsical." Some have a sappy, panda-like expression but mostly they're pretty fucking ugly.

NYC has more dogs and cats than it can handle, more rats than it can handle, no end to dangerous beasts that psychotic people keep illegally, and hundreds of other pet-related problems. Maybe now that the weasel issue is out of the way, hopefully forever, these issues can be addressed. Of course, that wouldn't include the anal abuse of gerbils by gays. Upsetting the gay community...now THAT is absolutely VERBOTEN.