NIGERIA AND THE WORLD DISGUSTED BY PROCOL HARUM

No question, one of the biggest questions around the world is this:

"WHY CAN'T WE GET RID OF PROCOL HARUM? WHY IS PROCOL HARUM STILL AROUND?"

Yes, it's not just Jethro Tull that asks this. Or the Moody Blues.

PROCOL HARUM just gets worse and worse. They've allied themselves with ISIS and other terrorist groups, and are threatening to go beyond Nigeria in their efforts to blacken Christmas and piss on everyone's doors.

You'd think that the Nigerians, who make a fortune via those e-mails asking for money, could turn back PROCOL HARUM but it's not happening.

They even postponed elections because the people were being terrorized by the hideous black noise of PROCOL HARUM members and the sleeping sickness they bring with them.

I know, it's become such a bad joke, but, let's quote Nick Lowe: "I don't think it's funny no more."

The tiresome ONE-NOTE horror that is PROCOL HARUM really must end.

Unfortunately history has proven that bands of outlaws, hordes of raiders, and attackers who make "echoes in the night" and then disappear...are awfully hard to eradicate. This is especially true when, unlike the Indians in America, they don't stupidly go back to a cluster of teepees where a huge troop of soldiers might obliterate them. PROCOL HARUM members are among NORMAL PEOPLE. It's the same deal with Hamas and ISIS. They share buildings with normal citizens so you can't just explode the place and hurt innocent people.

It's not like you can find a weapon that can create CURVED AIR and only blow up PROCOL HARUM members.

Sadly, if we look at the United States, and their "Revolutionary War," we see the best example of terrorists in triumph. Back in the 1770's the British had the weapons. They had the numbers. But they were invading unfamiliar territory, and were easily picked off by sharpshooters. While the notorious "Swamp Fox" of South Carolina and his en allegedly performed their terrorist acts on the British without resorting to violence, that's an exception rather than the rule.

We see in our major cities, street gangs and ethnic gangs and chavs and hoodlums and organized crime a'plenty. So Hamas, ISIS and the awful Procol Harum are just bigger versions.

It's enough to turn people a whiter shade of pale, and when you can do THAT in Nigeria, that's really something!