That must explain this big ugly mask. Some obese kid went trick-or-treating as James Corden? And is now trying to re-sell the mask?
That old challenge, "I don't like your face" certainly applies to this guy.
The more I'm being told how NICE he is, how INOFFENSIVE he is, the more pissed off and offended I get. Just because I loathe Kanye West doesn't mean I want the other extreme.
Overweight is not "cuddly" and vanilla does not make for much of a meal.
"Insipid" isn't a term applied to the great comedians and comic actors. Or do we allow that, today, a Jack Lemmon or a Tom Hanks isn't the "average" man, because the average man is a pudding-pudge?
Being FAT is something else. From Fatty Arbuckle to Oliver Hardy to Jackie Gleason, Dom DeLuise and Louie Anderson there have been funny fat guys. Corden isn't being marketed as one of those, but your "average" guy, who just happens to be unable to get off his arse.
Masks are supposed to be scary and creepy. Ta-da, this one's a winner.
And at least it's not that faggoty Guy Fawkes one that all the pimply basement dwellers wear.
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