Friday, June 3, 2016

The LARD Explains his State of the Fart Digitising System

"I was asked to post photos of my equipment.

"This does not mean my penile minnow, which I expose on fishing boats.

"I also take it out of my pants when I wank at the Pleasuredome and pay muscular nude men to fuck me.

"That is another story.

"I am very busy going to boot sales. I do not have time for a lot of writing.

"I am also autistic, severely, and anti-social. Aside from fishing, and paying for sex, I go to boot sales. I also digitise my records and upload them because I can.

"I do not buy popular records. They must be as obscure as I am. Here is my set-up with all the description you may need.

"My home is decorated as if an old lady lives here. This is true, in a way.

"That says it all: My Portable Set Up.

"I took another picture.

"It is below. Someone on Farcebook asked me a question so I answered the question. I am not a warm person. I do not like warm tea. Only cold tea that has been sitting around. I am also sitting around.

"I no that people havv questions. This does snot concern me. I ask questions but only if I want to know something very important like what year a record was made or if their is botha monoo and stereoo pressing for me to buy.

"I may ask a muscular nude man to fuck me in the ass or mouth at Pleasuredome. I have a lot of money so I can afford either or both.

"I bought over 200 bad 45's one weekend. They did not chart. I did not buy any by Kraftwerk. They have a song about robots and I take that personally."

"I drink tea.

"I buy a brand that does not chart.

"I have no further information. Good bye."

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