Saturday, March 26, 2016

Cilla photographs the Cleethropes Comic-Con Show

Cilla Blackledge, contributor to the Grimsby Tell-a-Laugh, complains yet again:

"I am probably the most censored contributor! Not only that, they don't use my photographs when I supply captions. They are shills for any dopey event that is NO value for money. They publish any hype or pipe-dream a corrupt politician feels like promoting. They even worship David Gest!

"I don't mean to imply they are as petty a bunch of shits as you'd find in the bottom of a birdcage..."

Before she could really start getting verbose, Cilla was told to just hand over her photos and captions and go nick some knickers or something. Go protest Yorkie bars by buying a few and jeering the store owner. Go to a boot sale and buy up all the Matt Munro singles and make a cheap non-charting-record-collector geezer cry so much he wets every hair on his dog's back...

FROM THE CILLA BLACKLEDGE COLLECTION!

THE CLEETHORPES COMIC-CON SHOW.

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