One of the games on EBAY in their sneaky "adults only" section is to let moronic bints sell almost any smelly item of "intimate apparel" as long as the ad says "will be washed before sending."
Now, why in the world (wink wink nudge nudge) would a twat headline an auction about a "MILK STAINED" bra, unless that was the selling point?
Did she say, "I've washed this bra, and it has no stains." Nooooo.
Her ad boasts about the MILK STAIN!
Some postal worker is going to be carried bacteria-infested stinking laundry around on his back?
Some IDIOT is going to wank off trying to sniff a MILK STAIN?
How ridiculous does it get?
Stay classy, EBAY.
This is the ad copy, which the Captains over there have read, smirked at, and consider perfectly acceptable:
In accordance with ebay policy, this is an "Adult-themed clothing... washed and laundered. ....item is packaged and is meant for adult only."
Packaged and shipped in plain wrapping. MILF bra.
Worn between nursing, lactation stain. Lactating mother. Size is Large. Cup is DD. Band with three clasp closure is 40"
Soft, smooth, silky, comfortable for all day wear and even to sleep in very cozy and comfy White is now off-white with darkish stain on nipple area
Polite questions answered promptly
My polite question: WHY DON'T SHOVE A STICK OF DYNAMITE UP YOUR CHEAP TWAT AND FUCK OFF?
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