Sunday, March 27, 2016

Keeping up with Kardashian Blasphemy

Sorry, this IS an incomplete report.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, this was too disgusting to do more than glimpse at. Hardcore porn is rarely as disgusting as this:

This was in the Huffington Post, so Christ only knows what the Daily Fail or some other asswipe rag did with it.

Seeing Kloying and her moron leaving a limo was more than enough. I didn't scroll around to see MORE pictures of the rest of the monsters arriving. I didn't want to read any pious quotes from Yeezy on why he's betta dan Jeezy. I didn't want to ponder which of Freak-girl Jenner's spoiled brats was sporting the bigger nigga-lips.

Did you know the Kuntrashians all go to CHURCH? Really? Do they think they've ever sinned? Like, with entire basketball teams?? How can showing naked selfies to the entire Internet be immodest? Since when are the 7 deadly sins really deadly, and is it ok if you don't know how to count?

What a fucking line: "Easter services...with...the Kardashian clan at the California Community Church." Does that "church" double as a whore house and marijuana dispensary?

This Khloe collagen monster gets more nigga-lipped every day. Eventually she'll need a counter-weight down her back so she'll stand up straight and her lips won't droop.

She appears to be wearing an oh-so-fashionable Easter bonnet. A slouchy hat that looks like Lamar came on it a few times. As for Mr. Odor, who doesn't go to CHURCH in sweats, carrying a Starbucks coffee? Nice to see he's over his overdose and is no longer brain-damaged.

What, no pictures of the Kuntrashians rolling Easter eggs? Or was that closed off and only to be filmed for their "reality" show? You know, the fabulous "North" West and her little brother toddling around in $500 baby shoes, with $2,000 baby sealskin scarves and mittens made out of Nazi artifact tanned Jew skin?

Now you can say that you saw the Easter Bummer.

There's Kardashians; THERE IS NO GOD.

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