And I hope you do. Every fucking one of you. That includes the Huffington Post and Buzzfeed and Cracked and Onion and all the other snotty sites that "borrow" everyone else's material, or come up with brainless lists and oh-so-not-clever Photoshop parodies.
That goes for everyone that can't stop reporting on the Kuntrashians. That goes for all the sites that somehow are powered by an army of Spic drones with camcorders and their hats on backwards harassing celebrities at airports: "Tell us WHO YOU ARE WEARING! What's in the bag? What do you think of Trump?"
FUCK YOU ALL.
The stupider the name, the more I loathe you, and that put GAWKER very high on my list. WHO in their right mind would want to visit a site called GAWKER? Who GAWKS? Who lives a life that involves having a network of retards with cellphones telling everyone where there was a sighting of George and Anal Clooney so everyone might rush over and...GAWK?
While it could've happened to somebody a lot nicer and more intelligent, at least HULK HOGAN won his case and those fuckhead GAWKERS are teetering on the brink.
The strangest fact in the case is "Gawker is now valued at an estimated $250 million." Huh? Who'd buy it for ANYTHING? Anyone can come up with a stupid name and start a website.
Right now the GAWKS are shivering at the thought that a judge might actually impose a significant (like $50 million) bond to make sure they don't go bankrupt, which is what weasel publishers usually do. As it is I'm sure the head GAWKS have socked away plenty of money for themselves.
One report says, "If Gawker can’t afford the bond, the company can still appeal the judgment, but at that point Hogan would be able to start seizing assets belonging to its founder, Nick Denton, as well as other Web sites he owns."
Right, Mr. Denton and the rest of you simps, including Perez Hilton and Harvey Scum-nose Levin, it just might be time to realize the BUBBLE you lived in has broken, and you can't go around smirking and GAWKING and excuse it as "freedom of speech." Just a few weeks ago, snotty abrasive no-talent Erin Andrews (Hulk Hogan with a shrill voice and no abilities at all) won HER case against some creep who thought he could peep at her and photograph her and sell her blurry nude images back to her or to some creepy porn company for a profit.
I'm so fucking sick of stupid-name websites run by snots. What the fuck does "THE DAILY BEAST" even mean? What was wrong with NEWSWEEK?
So, it turns out, you can't just claim to be a harmless GAWKER who publishes anything and everything, including, haw haw haw, hidden camera bedroom images of...A CELEBRITY.
What, Mephisto? What, Hansy? What, Kim Fat Nazi Dotcom? Sometimes you actually CAN'T hide behind "Freedom of Speech?" You can't hide behind "come and get me?" No, they'll COME AND GET YOU.
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