Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Meet Kristen Johnson, most popular bitch in Upstate New York

Hey, Kristen, I'll show you MINE anytime.

They kicked this nurse out of the medical profession? I'm SURE she's getting a LOT of job offers at this very moment.

Keep your head up, lady.

Kristen, you should be an inspiration to women everywhere. More of them should be pervs like YOU!

Unless I've misread this piece, This Piece, this angel of perversity, LIKES DICK. Likes it so much she has to take pictures.

I mean, she's walking around in those rubber-soled white nurse shoes, sneaking peeks at penises because...IT TURNS HER ON. Right?

Most experts insist porn is a male obsession. Pictures are something that stimulate craven males, while women get turned on more by sweet words, sensual actions, and emotional response.

Yet here's a bitch who is cock-eyed!

Let's remember that Playgirl was bought mostly by gays. Women actually didn't wank themselves to male centerfolds. Fags did. As for women going to male strip clubs, well, that's hen party cluckery, they do it for a laugh, not a turn-on.

Consider all the uppity sluts who are on dating websites and huffing, "Don't send me pictures of your junk." The inference is that while a pussy IS meant to be seen, a cordwangle makes an ugly sight. (I quote an old Syd Rumpo song, and if I don't nobody else will).

Yes, it's justice, I suppose, that Kristen was treated with the same disdain as an upskirt photo creep, a guy sticking a camera in the women's bathroom, or a doctor asking women to disrobe even when examining for a sore throat complaint (and there's a lot of it about). Still, she should've gotten a slap on her moist-fingered wrist.

Being kicked out of the nursing profession for liking to get a glimpse of cock? Aw, Kristen, if you just ASKED. You would've had 'em whipping 'em out on the bus. And on the train. And if you had the binoculars, you could see some guy waving his wang from a bridge. Be it ever so Humber...

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