Toot Toot! Yes, there are train assholes in AMERICA, too.

Here's a proud FARCEBOOK post, with TONS of photos.

No, it's impossible to explain.

When you were FIVE it was a big deal to walk outside and point out all the different cars driving by. Wow. Red and yellow and blue and black. Different brands, too.

Also when you were FIVE, it was a big deal to pause and watch a train go by.

Why the fuck some adults are STILL acting like they're five....