Well, in this Kardashian world of idiots, it seems that if you can be famous just for being famous, you can certainly be famous for being a trashy narcissist on Instagram.
TWAT?
What's so amazing about yet another trout-mouth who is such a self-entitled egomaniac, she doesn't even look at you?
Is it really so attractive to drool over photos of a narcissistic phony in love with herself?
PHONY, as in fake tits, shaved twat and a duckmouth that makes it impossible for her to do anything but suck cock and quack.
One thing models used to do in sexy photos is make eye contact. They don't anymore. They look at THEMSELVES.
What's this say about 21st Century men? That they're masochists? They got hot by peeping at unreachable BITCHES who pout at their own reflection?
Where's the self-respect, GUYYYYSSS? You don't believe in Christ or Moses, so you worship stupid bimbo taking selfies? You have to keep up with the Kuntrashians?
With all the free porn out there, you spend your idiot lives on INSTAGRAM or SNAP CHAT, being one of a million "followers" of some idle idol who does nothing but make kissy-faces at herself?
JESUS.
BIG UGLY STUPID LIPS AND FAKE TITS and A BARBIE DOLL CROTCH. Is this so surprising nowadays?
The only question now is how much of a "slow news weekend" this will be. If it's slow, then slow-witted autistic masturbators will be treated to endless photos of this nobody, and Blowie-like tributes to her amazing beauty and her startling influence on the whole planet.
There will be paranoid speculation on whether she was killed, or whether she fell, or just how an artery got blocked and she had a stroke. Some hardened silicone? Will all the Presidential candidates come out in favor of free boob jobs for women and trannies, and an automatic million dollars in insurance should something go wrong?
At the moment, her family hasn't yet decided to sue half the country, and spread the blame around to whatever companies are most likely to cave in and settle. HOWEVER, good ol' GO FUND ME is up and running, with a demand for $100,000 for the bimbo's daughter. Just who the father is and why he can't take care of the child, who knows. Who cares. Let's all grieve the woman we ALL drooled over because she kept staring at herself while taking SELFIES, and groggily slobbered her fat lips at the camera, and unveiled acres of plastic boobery.
In a related story, too ridiculous for me to give separate space to, feminists are screaming at Piers Morgan...for complaining about Sarandon's saggy tit display. Women SHOULD tastelessly waggle their udders all over the place. That's grrrrrrl power, guyyyyysss.
All Piers was saying was that Sarandon should've covered up in presenting the "In Memorium" (not "In Mammorium") segment on the awards show. But spin doctors and twats can do as they please, and a 69 year-old woman behaving like a MILF slut shouldn't be criticized. When it comes to 21st Century self-absorbed promotion, there's no time or place for manners.
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