He could be John Hurt Jr. - He Hurts My Eyes

Among the creepy cretins who go to "memorabilia shows" and pays $20 to $50 just to stand near somebody famous, there's...JOHN HURT Jr.

At least, he has that same kind of sleepless, worn-out face. Bet if he snuck behind a table, and put "JOHN HURT JR." on it, he could trick idiots into paying money to pose with HIM. Seriously...many conventions have included signings by "Bela Lugosi Jr." and Sara Karloff and other CHILDREN OF CELEBRITIES.

Who'd buy an autograph from a celebrity's son? Well, "fans" are like religious fanatics...so low on the food chain they look up to ANYTHING. Religious fanatics worship an invisible friend, and "fans" pay money to pose with a celebrity's spawn, or a D-lister who was in a sci-fi film 20 years ago.

Isn't it pathetic and ridiculous when dopes like this run around paying money to pose with EVERYONE? "Look at me, I'm standing next to porn idiot Ron Jeremy! And here I am with some stunt man who was inside an alien outfit in a sci-fi film..."

Here he is, along with the stars' comments....

Here's more, and this is still only SOME of this clown's proud photos.

If you can't recognize half the people...neither could I. [The celeb battling cancer and chemo is Michael Parks, who is best known for riding a motorcycle on a one-season TV show called "Then Came Bronson" in the 60's. What a brave guy to come to shows and endure toxic cretins at $20 a picture.]