Is the London Daily Mail Run By Blind Faggots?

Even for the London Daily Fail, THIS is a load of ass-kissing amaeuturish turd worship.

Nicki Minaj is one of the ugliest half-breed whore freaks on the planet. Like Kuntrashian, the Daily Fail can't stop burbling and babbling about Minaj...fawning over her with the most ridiculous compliments.

This demented dimwit monkey-pineapple poses half-cross eyed! She's got her filthy semen-stained tongue drooping out of her retarded mouth, and the Daily Fail writes about her like she's a goddess!

WHO is in charge here?

I know the standard of journalism in the UK is pretty low, but do they hire nothing but insane, shit-breath fags who get a kick out of promoting the ugliest parodies of women as beautiful?

Or is the copy writing all done by brainless bints who are so obese, ugly and awful, they'd rather change the standards of beauty to Kuntrashian and Minaj than promote a new Jean Shrimpton??

Her "bounteous bosom...racy selfies...pert breasts..."

No, it's her flabby udders...ugly egocentric selfies...slobby protrusions that are as unpleasant as dead warthogs..."

She's "playfully poking her tongue out?" No, she's grotesquely mocking the world for even pausing to look at her. "You're dumb enough to find me important? Here's my misshapen tongue distorted around the edges from lapping up quarts of ape sperm like pina coladas."

Look at those shit-stained dead eyes. That diarrhetic complexion. The insanely tilted eyes coated with soot. This is an entertainer? The's the anti-cleaning woman. She looks like she'd come to your house and leave dirt all over the place, including a vile-smelling snail trail.

If you looked at the Ebola virus through a microscope, it would look like Nicki Minaj.

This kind of horror makes you long for the days of Mandy Rice-Davies, and simple-minded slags. Christ, this kind of distorted monster makes Amy Winehouse seem normal. The UK has nothing better to do than compliment media whores from America, mental cases from psycho wards in Trinidad, and overly-used sluts who were tossed off tuna boats from Guam?

Great Britain is no longer Great. As the late George Harrison might say, the London Daily Fail not only specializes in all that is nauseatingly GROTTY, but it's a DRAG, A WELL KNOWN DRAG.