Kim Kuntrashian's Book of Selfies & Mama Bitch's 2-part BROOOOSE-fest

The morons of the world really are "Keeping up with the Kardashians."

From the sidelines, the view is pretty ugly. Speaking of ugly, THIS is how Kim looks without make-up. Which is like a llama badly sculpted out of diarrhea and hummus.

Today's news was ALL about these assholes. There was a "wristband" event at Barnes & Noble in New York. Yes, you had to get there TWO HOURS IN ADVANCE, buy her fucking coffee-table book, and stand in line for her autograph.

This is a woman, remember, who was famous only because her father was a creepy lawyer who helped get murderous O.J. Simpson off, and she fucked a black guy with a leaky camcorder.

She's since become famous for fucking more black guys and prancing around like she's important.

Her book? SELFIES. Now that she's discovered how make-up can transform a pile of shit into a pile of shit that shit-brains think is attractive, she can't STOP TAKING SELFIES.

And you thought Ringo Starr's photo books were abominable!

Meanwhile, not to be outdone, Mama Grizzly herself, Kris Kardashian Jenner, announced that she was saving HER comments on ex-hubby Brooooose's transformation for a two-part special: "Keeping up with the Kardashians: BRUCE."

Yep, this greedy bunch of weasels give nothing away. Kris has carefully leaked a few moments of her crying and her glowering, so that shit-brains will tune in to get ALL the dish on what she loves and hates about her spindle-nosed freakish ex, and how (of course) she now wishes him well.

Yes, it's all Kardashians-Jenners ALL the time in America.

SO just when you wish there was an alternative, something ELSE to annoy people with...one of the largest drugstore chains has begun putting up posters for...RED NOSE DAY.

Thank you, Great Britain. The obnoxious "Red Nose Day" is coming to TV in a few weeks. It'll be an obnoxious TV special loaded with annoying pop singers and unfunny comedians, and the drugstore chain is flogging "BUY A RED NOSE" as well as demanding that everyone pay up for a charity that will incompetently give less to the needy and more to themselves and "operating expenses."

Really, the only way "RED NOSE DAY" could give less to people who need money, is if the Kuntrashians ran it. But then it would be "BROWN NOSE DAY." Or "BLACK BALLS ON YOUR CHIN DAY."