Thursday, June 11, 2015

Celeb Hacker Caught: Ebay CEO John Donahoe: "So? I masturbate!"

Variety has reported that the FBI caught up with the fuckhead who hacked into celeb computers, stole nude photos, and SHARED them.

Will the suspect be cheered and defended as a Julian Assange, a champion of "Freedom of Speech?" Or will this send a message that anonymous nerds and dweebs CAN be tracked down after all?

Ebay CEO John Donahoe allegedly said, "Well, this does NOT affect our "just a venue" site. Maybe 4Chan can't show those photos, free, but eBay sellers can still SELL THEM and MAKE MONEY!"

Donahoe allegedly continued, "I love to masturbate to those Jennifer Lawrence pix. Sellers often have huge lists of "Nude Fantasy" images, and if a star objects, they still sell them, only write: "JEN**FER LAW*ENCE" so pervs know who it is but she won't find this shit by typing in her name! "Now, the fake stuff? Mmm! BOY! Halle Berry in a gangbang Photoshop things, and Carrie Fisher roasting over a spit, naked. Man, I spend most of every day in the "adults only" section of eBay typing in the names of female celebrities, and seeing the Photoshop pictures AND the stolen nude ones.

"Ha ha ho ho hee hee, it's up to Jennifer Lawrence and the rest of those cunts to hire a VeRO rep and patrol the site and file a DMCA and wait a week or two to get a "Please send us more information on why you think this is an infringement" automatic e-mail." Listen, I think actresses are lower than niggers. They have no rights. Maybe we'd stop a Photoshop of Obama being lynched, naked, as "offensive," but not some bitch like Ashley Judd Photoshopped in bondage with a cock up her ass. I masturbate to stuff like that! Rich as I am, I don't hire whores, I troll my own website's porn area!"

John Donahoe allegedly finished by saying, "Powerful websites can STILL get away with murder. If not murder, then rape! That guy Braunstein who bought chloroform on eBay and sexually assaulted a woman? It's so sad he's in prison. He was a fine bidder with LOTS of positives."

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