Freakshow Caitlyn Jenner signs Vanity Fair cover for Psycho Doctor

This is SO cute.

Freak-face Bruce Jenner (aka Caitlyn Jenner) poses with the VANITY Fair cover, signing it for his/her doctor.

All seriousness aside, Dr. Lee is FANTASTIC. Crazy and psycho (to carve up faces and make them into garish parodies) but FANTASTIC.

Look at him. Did you know he was originally a black guy?

Yep, he slanted his own eyes with a scalpel and chopsticks. He stuck his head up a diarrhetic elephant's ass and emerged with that charming new color on his skin. The elephant did clench, which caused the man's skull to come to a point. That's why he wears a hat.

If you remember Bruce as he looked a few years ago, he was horrific. Comedians made jokes about his "botched plastic surgery" so often he went into a rage: "Don't make fun of my face!" Exact quote.

He even went on Jimmy Fallon's show to (semi-comically) confront Fallon for "face jokes."

THE EMPEROR HAS NO FACE.

Let's get real. Caitlyn Jenner is ugly. Warped. Something Madame Tussaud would toss in the trash and start over.

It takes a defective brain and a lot of self-denial and a warped sense of self for Jenner to look in the mirror and admire such an obviously faked-up fuckin' face.

This lunatic will probably continue to lather on the plastic, and get tweaks and pulls, till he/she turns into even more of a nightmare than The Bride of Wildenstein. (Google her if you want to see a monster of a face).

Check out Bruce's thick, monster arms. THAT is a woman? THAT is the trouble with this foolishness. Even women (real ones) who've had GOOD plastic surgery can't do anything about their decaying arms, legs or hands.

I met Phyllis Diller privately a few times, and she was a lovely lady. She had great plastic surgery. Unlike poor Joan Rivers, Diller didn't have the eye-tilt, or gigantic cheek bones or a rubbery look. Not at all. BUT...while her face look 50, her arms and fingers looked 80.

Bruce Jenner, who once gripped a pole (no, not a homo from Krakow) and hurtled himself over a bar at the Olympics (as opposed to a gay bar in San Francisco), still has those athlete's hands.

"I can't understand why she looked like a woman, but had hands like a man..."