Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Thanks, sort of, Kickass Hipster Euro-Trash Ego Faggot Pirate

What's with these egocentric thieves?

A "nice" comment isn't good enough? I have to type in your shitty name as a password?

And on a torrent, I have to suffer through opening documents and seeing your UGLY EUROTRASH FAG FACE??

So tell me, Ugly Faggot, what is pouting at a perfect (which I am) stranger (which I will ALWAYS be to YOU)?

Why do you stick a jpg of your awful photo as part of the zipfile? To scare people when they open it? And why is the same picture in the text file on how to use your stolen file??

You think being an Internet maggot who steals apps is going to make you famous? No, if anyone cares enough to match your stupid face and idiotic alias to where you are, you are going to JAIL.

You think nerdy shit like this will get you laid? How? You're gonna cruise an Internet cafe and hope somebody recognizes you in your freakish outdated MTV outfit?

Sorry, Ukrainian Ook, even if you can steal 2015 apps, you look like someone a bouncer pushed out of the line in 1982.

Whether it's Purple-Twat Chick, or Zinfuck, or Zunshine Hooberstank, NOBODY really gives a damn. All they want is the FREE SHIT.

PS, it would help if the crap you stick on Kickass and on other forums actually works.

PPS, there is nothing REMOTELY COOL, KOOL or KEWL about a fucking KEYGEN that you open and that blasts your ears with hideous synth music. I have to hurry and shut down my sound because of your distracting oh-so-not-hip practical joke of playing abrasive drivel.

You're trying to make me think you were once in a band called Men Without Heads?

Crime doesn't pay...it's better to BUY the fucking DVD burner program than have to see a stupid Eurotrash moron's face. Better to BUY the program than read some "thank me" drivel from a self-important nerd. Better to BUY the program than waste hour after hour on opening software downloads that always turn out to be a "5 day partially working try-out version."

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