YOKO wasn't married to PAUL SIMON, was she?

Yoko..."still crazy after all these years."

Her TWATTER Tweets are still...what...poems? Demands? Suggestions? Ravings?

Why not. She's an "original."

Sure, Jimmy Cagney might shove a grapefruit in her face. Maybe even a copy of "Grapefruit." But some of us are just glad she's still around and being batty.

It gives us a moment to pause and think, "Why, yes, IMAGINE...no watches! No clocks! No I-watches. No "Big Ben." Nobody to tell people when it's time to leave work...or when Yoko will be doing a signing."

And, "Why, yes, I hate dogs anyway, so this will be fun...oh. I thought it was step on every poodle."