So This is Christmas And What the FUCK Have You Done?

Remember 2015?

That was supposed to be the year 23-year-old BASKET CASE was to become a superstar, with sold-out concerts and...THAT FANTASTIC ALBUM OF ORIGINALS. 

With nothing much else to cover, she even got her plain face on the local paper's website. 

Remember the article? A YEAR AGO, this bitch was supposed to be on her way, with enough money to have that album out and IN EVERY STORE for CHRISTMAS. 

So, over a year later, and what the FUCK is going on? The arrogant princess wants more government grants, more people to indulge her, and more $$$$ tossed at her feet by ADORING fans. 

Her puny GooTube numbers don't bother her. The money she's already wasted doesn't bother her. In fact she's too busy bothering people with her egocentric self-entitlement to realize she's a bother. 

Another year and she'll be doing the Bristol Stomp, pounding the floor and screaming at the baby, "Stop crying, I can't help it if breastfeeding ain't getting you anything but a teaspoon of dry milk."