I de-boxed a new boxed set of the musical HAIR, und got un zide-effeck!
Schitzen-me-leiderhosen!
Maybe it vas der DVD set auf Der Wolfman. Or I vas using der skin creme I gotten from der Amazon dat vas supposed to remove unwanted herrs! Und I got more instead!
Mein kinder, vat can I say? Un-box things und der zide-effect is a comin. Ach! Just der reverse. Mein schlong is now und box! Und a herry vun, too! Now I am und KUNT!
Do you suppose how I look might effeck mein zex life? I have none but some people feel sorry for und Phantom of der Opera or de Quasimodo. Being und ugly herry vun-eyed unboxing purple person might be der turn-on. Are you ready, Darring Lox? Could we unbox together? Whisper sweet nuthings in your next GooTube hokay? I vill be vaiting!"
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