GO FUND ME, I'M A STINKER

Leave it to Leah. She's snuck onto eBay with several aliases. Her aim? To send her stinky panties through the mail and collect $10. Yeah. Under one alias, she stopped her auctions quickly when she got a mere $10 bid on one and $15 on another, so she could make the sale before eBay took her panties down.

Living must be pretty cheap in rural Michigan. The panties had to cost a dollar or two. The pimps at eBay and Paypal take out another dollar. It's really worth risking her reputation AND being suspended to sell her smelly knickers for a tenner???

With her latest alias, she got bold and figured she could start the bidding at $30.  

Gosh, "wet, smelly panties." She has nothing better to do than wear them for several days, she says. She will "begin working on" the panty once she gets paid, and, what, let the Better Business Bureau have a whiff to make sure they are up to snuff? 

Let's take a look at your FACE, Leah. You're on Social Media, of course. Oh. Here's a surprise. You present yourself as "normal" on Instagram. 

You're a little pudgy, and round-faced, and you've got some meth-addict boyfriend/toothpick. I bet he LOVES his Kid Rock albums almost as much as your "clean pussy." But he loves the dog more. Look how he poses it, after all. Yum! 

It does get cold up in Michigan, so put that blanket on, except when you take selfies to check how your tummy is bulging. The good news, apparently, is that you've got a photogenic bubble butt. IF that's really your butt.  

So what else is this white/latina mix up to? Yes, you guessed it: GO FUND ME. 

She insists that all the money she raises will go to a local animal charity. You've GOT to believe her, 'cause she's so reputable. She...sells her "wet, smelly panties" on eBay under various fake identities! 

Hmm, she hasn't gotten ANY donations yet. Could it be that people can simply write a fucking check to the Humane Society? They can easily send a Paypal donation to any charity without a "middle man" (or "wet, smelly" middle woman). PS, an ugly pit bull is hardly going to raise money OR sympathy with the average person. Why couldn't you have found a "wet, smelly" poodle?? Or just a photo of yourself, bitch?