CURVED LOGIC

A sad and dangerous thing about Farcebook and Twatter, is that beloved entertainers expose their stupidity and questionable politics for all to see. 

The odds are, you're going to lose respect for the glamorous D-lister who spends her day pandering to her retarded followers ("Any questions??") and shilling ("Get merch on my website!") 

You're gonna wonder why everyone from Cleese to Piers has to spend HOURS of the day arguing with the nameless trolls who insult them. 

You're also going to wonder why Farcebook people who you'd think have some measure of fame and money, are behaving at the same level as a bored housewife in Lompoc, California. Gee, thanks for sharing more cat videos and snapshots of yourself having dinner. 

You discover that rockers you admired for being cynical, end up posting sentimental twaddle and mewling, "This brought me to tears." 

But politics. Jesus, that's the worst. Embarrass yourself by showing how you lean...toward the toilet with the rest of the shit. Share a fucking MEME. What country are you living in, lady? Why not take a fucking plane to Havana? Oh, right, with you plopped into a seat, the plane couldn't take off.