The Associated Press, not NY POST or NY DAILY NEWS

The New York Post blazed a headline about BONO's show. They ran it on "Page Six" which is for their "exclusive" gossip and "insider" news.

The New York Daily News? The copy was the same.

That's when I noticed that BOTH stories were from ONE NEWS AGENCY. The Daily News just hid this better (giving the credit AP instead of ASSOCIATED PRESS). The NY Post tried to PRETEND that they had their own gossip columnist on the scene, whose initials just happened to be A.P.

See?

HOW PATHETIC IS THAT?

Here is a NEW YORK CITY EVENT, and NEITHER of the NEW YORK CITY tabloids had their own reporter to cover it!

WHY?

Did Madison Square Garden/Bono refuse to cough up free tickets? Are these papers so deeply in debt that they have to rely on the same fucking ASSOCIATED PRESS wire service article that a newspaper in Des Moines or Cleveland would use??

What happened to varied journalism?

If both the Post and News had reporters there, maybe one of them would've collared "Alyssa" to get more details on why she was in NYC that day and why she thinks New Yorkers are such shits. Maybe someone would've gone backstage and asked His Royal Highness Bono how he felt about the crowd shouting BOO at this bitch. Maybe one reporter would've written a little bit more and told us if this bitch completed her story or just sat down.

ONE ANONYMOUS PERSON working for AP has the power to determine what's important about an event, and it stands that way for eternity?

What an interesting arc of apathy. What happens if there's an assassination, and only ONE pool photographer is there, getting only one angle? We're back to the level of the Zapruder footage on the JFK murder?? Because of budget constraints?

And what happens when AP has its own budget cuts because everyone STEALS and reprints the news and not enough newspapers are around to subscribe? Let's remember there used to be a lot more of these services around, including UPI.

It's possible that a year from now, there wouldn't have been ANY article on the Bono show and this bitch Alyssa, and instead the space would've been given to Kuntrashian because her publicist supplied FREE PHOTOS OF HER. Listen, I know, when I was editing national magazines, sometimes space was given only because it saved us money and a publicist was supplying something FREE to us.

Christ, Reuters didn't even have someone show up? Or did Madison Square Garden/Bono say, "Eh, we already have AP, sorry, that's all the media tickets we're giving out."

Dr. Walter Palmer should face extradition and death

Well, well, SOME people in Zimboobie-land are trying to show the rest of the world that they have laws, respect for their animals and for the land.

There's actual talk about demanding the creepy millionaire DENTIST from Minnesota come back to Africa in handcuffs, and sit his white ass in a jail till he's 65.

Now you might wonder about that black square.

Unless it's an actual Zimbabwe official, which I doubt, it simply means that ADOBE is once again fucking up with their endless "update our Flash" bullshit.

How wonderful it would be if that smug bastard Dr. Palmer ends up spending a FORTUNE on his defense and goes bankrupt. No more trophy hunts. No more over-charging insurance companies for cosmetic dental games.

Right now the prick is still "in hiding." Why is that? Isn't this Mr. Macho? Isn't this a guy who can handle himself? He looks like Putin. He walks around bare-chested. He boasts about how expert he is with his crossbow.

Can't he walk around with his LEGAL CROSSBOW and fire a shot at anyone who tries to fire one at him? Isn't he an eagle-eye? Or does he only bully old animals paraded in front of him?

A MEANingful MEME - Why care about a LION when BLACK LIVES MATTER?

Yo, BLACK LIVES MATTER.

Not Latinos. Not Whites. Not Native Americans, certainly.

BLACK LIVES MATTER. Remember, America has yet to have a BLACK PRESIDENT!

Oh.

Well, amid the "kerfuffle" over a fucking dentist paying $55,000 to kill a protected lion, and the issues raised involving our dwindling supply of wildlife and the destruction of our ecology, somebody forgot to mention BLACK LIVES MATTER.

So let's make this fucking MEME go VIRAL, yo.

Of course! Here we go again, the SELF-ENTITLEMENT of one-note niggas.

Did I say NIGGAS. Yes, I said NIGGAS. Because most of the people who are being lionized were NIGGAS. They walked around in hoodies. They had police records. They presented themselves as law breakers. In fact, many were breaking the law when the attempt was made to arrest them.

Considering how many people are on this planet, no, black lives DON'T matter. Nobody's lives matter. We see that every fucking day as various ethnic groups kill off various other ethnic groups. We see it when white idiots walk into movie theaters and start shooting. NOBODY'S LIVES MATTER.

An incident the other day involved a black motorist who was apparently shot, absolutely for no reason, by a white cop. Was this black motorist racing down the highway? Did he have a police record? It doesn't seem so. Yeah, THAT is a problem. But so is the Australian man who was shot in the back while jogging, because he was WHITE. WHITE AUSTRALIAN LIVES MATTER, yo?

What self-entitlement and one-issue shit-headedness mean, is that there's absolutely NO sensitivity for anyone else.

There's also an element of jealousy to it.

Like, "How DARE YOU shed a tear for anyone or anything that isn't BLACK?"

You can bet these Niggas would be MEME-ing all over the death of John Lennon or even John F. Kennedy: "White person gets shot and you are upset? BLACKS are shot ALL THE TIME!"

One of the worst things you can do is this childish, obnoxious finger-pointing. "You cry about HIM and not about ME. You gave HER a toy and not ME. THAT person is getting something I WANT." Oh, FUCK OFF.

These Niggas would be the first to complain about the Westboro Baptist Church morons. Let's say a black heterosexual soldier gets killed in Iran. (It's happened). Here come the Baptists to picket his burial! Why? "GOD HATES FAGS!"

Hey, BLACK LIVES MATTER, right? Why in the world are these religious fanatics pushing their warped agenda on people who are mourning? Is that fair?

It's fair to the Baptists. Their issues is "GOD HATES FAGS," and somehow, God is killing heterosexual soldiers, obviously. Why isn't God just striking down fags? Who knows. The Baptists are too busy ranting to be logical.

Their agenda is WHITE BAPTIST HETEROSEXUAL LIVES MATTER, and they obnoxiously inject their view everywhere they go.

They get on their pogo sticks and bounce around with only that ONE thought, over and over.

The black soldier's family, and in fact, all caring people, ask, "WHY ARE YOU GOING SO FAR OFF-TOPIC?"

The answer? "Because we can!"

We see this shit in every comment section of every website newspaper. Whatever the topic, some asshole will bring up abortion, or how much they hate their country's leader, or how everything should be blamed on Jews. One-note crazies think it's their mission in life to remind everyone of THEIR favorite cause.

BLACK LIVES MATTER. Right, and ALIENS ARE CONTROLLING OUR MINDS. And ABORTION IS EVIL. Wear the t-shirt, wear the hat, and sit at your fucking computer blasting your inane message all day long.

Remember White People who care about a lion, or anything, really, FEEL GUILTY, because you OBVIOUSLY don't care about BLACKS and you don't think BLACK LIVES MATTER.

That's the point of this MEME, which also promotes one particular film company. Hmm, SOME GROUP wants to take credit and get publicity out of this, but let's not be CYNICAL.

Hell, if you even MENTION a story that doesn't involve BLACKS, then you don't think BLACK LIVES MATTER. The news should be 24/7 about BLACK LIVES MATTERING. Forget everything else.

It's obvious that if you care about a dead lion you DON'T care about unarmed blacks. Follow that logic?

This is coming from people who live in a country that has a black President. Unless these BLACK LIVES MATTER assholes want to say that Obama is actually WHITE. The man's mama is white so that must make him white even if he looks black. Because black lives matter and black lives matter and Trayyyyyyvon matters and NOTHING ELSE MATTERS.

Let's all MEME about our pet issue and nag and nag and remind everyone and be oh so self-entitled and self-righteous.

IF ONLY PEOPLE CARED ABOUT NATIVE AMERICANS LIVING IN POVERTY ON RESERVATIONS AS THEY DO ABOUT BLACK LIVES MATTERING.

IF ONLY PEOPLE CARED ABOUT PALESTINIANS AND NIGERIANS AS THEY DO ABOUT AMERICAN BLACKS

IF ONLY PEOPLE DIDN'T GO TO MADISON SQUARE GARDEN AND PAY TO SEE BONO WHEN THEY SHOULD GIVE THAT MONEY TO BLACK PEOPLE SO THEY CAN LIVE THEIR BLACK LIVES!!!

(Hey, that last one...)

Madison Square Garden: Bono and the Bonehead Bitch

Gee, I thought NOBODY could be as obnoxious and egocentric as The Great Bono.

I guess I was wrong. Somebody in the audience was WORSE.

BONO made his TRIUMPHANT return to performing by taking over Madison Square Garden. He even had Paul Simon around to make sure he'd get coverage in ALL the papers.

The Nazi Messiah (aka ACHTUNG, BABY) told the adoring crowd of Ray-Ban fans, that he, the Saint of Sun Glasses, was glad that when he fell off his bike, he got help right away.

Well, duh...Central Park is the SECOND most popular tourist attraction in the city, has millions of visitors PER DAY, and where the asshole was bicycling, at least a thousand people were nearby. There are also police on patrol and the Central Park Conservancy workers as well as NYC park employees.

That leads to the Post headline:

The humble BONO actually bothered to give a free concert ticket to some cunt who happened to dial 911. If she didn't, there were another TWO DOZEN or more who would've made that call. He did not fall in the middle of nowhere, ok? He was on one of the most traveled bike paths IN THE FUCKING WORLD.

Lemme tell ya, "ALYSSA," if New Yorkers were really as mean as you think, you would be at Lenox Hill Hospital at this moment recovering from a prolapsed anus and a gang fist-fuck.

Zambabwe Savages ask "Cecil WHO??"

Congrats to REUTERS for, in a somewhat veiled way, reporting the truth about AFRICA.

It's full of savages, even now. It's a land of bloodthirsty selfish cretins who are over-breeding like dung beetles.

All they know is that animals are to be killed. Either kill and eat them, or kill and skin them and sell the pelts to tourists. Or guide tourists to where the tourists can kill the animals.

Conservation? What the fuck for?

CECIL WHO??

Couched cleverly in polite language, Reuters is telling the world that Africa is a filthy, Ebola-ridden cesspool of murderous jerks.

People outside of Africa love these "mindless primitives." Explorers risked their lives (and lost them, quite often) to collect "native art" for museums. Yeah, lovely masks. Odd figurines. Funny-looking weapons. To Europeans, this was unintentional art as amusing as a child's finger-painting. But to the Africans it was just something to trade for an easier life of sitting around eating and fucking.

Garish dashikis (Mariam Makeba) or simple dresses (Dizzy Desi the Toot, Desmond Tutu Fruity) might be fine outside of Africa for proud blacks to wear, but IN Africa itself? Nah. Look at the pictures. Africans dress in ordinary Western garb. Like Native Americans or Japanese Geisha girls, they put on the funny shit only for the tourists.

And the rest of the world is supposed to care that these fuckers have fucked themselves into overpopulation, plague, and the poverty and stupidity that goes with it. How many nations, from the British to the Dutch to the French came over to Africa to try and teach these maniacs how to be civilized? How many nations ended up fleeing because the Africans ended up just as vicious and unstable as they ever were? "Now it's time WE run the diamond mines, WE run the plantations, WE run the wildlife reserves. You showed us how? Well, fuck off."

How happy everyone was when South Africa, the awful apartheid nation, was free of white rule. Nobody cared much that whites were then kicked off the land, and murdered in some cases. Mr. White Man got what he deserved for bringing civilization and commerce to that land...a kick in the ass and a bullet in the head.

So Reuters is explaining that Zimbabwe IS a savage nation and really could care less about a dead lion. That a few people in Zimbabwe are going through the motions and prosecuting some poachers is of no concern to the average jerk over there.

The excuse is that they have no sensitivity because they don't have great schools and enough books. Right. How many missionaries tried to remedy this, only to end up in boiling water?

Yes, what's so special about a lion? A giraffe? An elephant? To Africans these are like rats and roaches, only bigger and more dangerous. They are to be killed, not admired. Admiring lions is for white idiots at Disney making "The Lion King." White people care more about African culture than Africans do.

Now get set for that last line...

There you are. That's the self-entitlement. That's the childlike bratty attitude. Give us money. Give us aid. Give Give Give. You should care about millions and millions of look-alike blacks and not about lions and leopards and antelope and rhinos. Fuck the animals.

Look, the animals may not be grateful for what we do for them, but we know where we're at with them, and they are beautiful creatures. The Africans? Not so much. IF I'M BEING HONEST.

FLOG JOHN LENNON DAY? He's Ashes You Can't Flog Ashes

Wasn't John cremated?

Oh, FLOGGING JOHN LENNON isn't to be taken literally.

We're not supposed to actually beat his bullet-ridden corpse. We're supposed to flog a few cliche statements like "War is over if you want it" (just tell ISIS and IRAN and they'll back off.")

It seems that our lovable little Yoko has a magic calendar that can turn almost ANY day into some kind of Lennon anniversary. If there isn't an actual thing John did on that day, she'll make something up.

So we had "John Lennon Day" recently. Not to be confused with a few hundred other "John Lennon Day" celebrations that she and others dream up during the year.

This one somehow involved, yes, STINK and THE DREDGE, the two most egotistic idiots in the rock world (and that's saying something). How they can continue, in painfully ugly middle age, to use childish nicknames for themselves is beyond all logic.

But here they are, on a steamingly hot and humid day, sailing on some chartered boat near the Statue of Liberty, doing their impression of Ringo Starr.

Who the assholes are standing next to The Yolk and her two soft-boiled U-Turd friends, nobody seems to know. Hey, have we learned NOTHING from Mark David Chapman? Do NOT let unknown idiots so close to somebody who was once important!

I assume that being black was good enough for the blacks, and the twats have a lot of money.

The even was organized by "Art for Amnesty," (amnesty means U2 doesn't have to keep apologizing for throwing their rotten album on everybody's iTunes). Isn't it nice that certain groups have a ton of money to waste? How GOOD it must make them feel.

Art and his pals not only paid for a boat trip so that everyone can wave the peace symbol, they also organized an oh-so-exclusive self-entitled little twat-smelling and ass-sniffing party on Ellis Island.

Ellis Island is a very obscure place that most native New Yorkers have NEVER been to and have no idea how to get to. It's an island, so there's no bus or subway stop!

As you see, it was a fairly sparse but affluent crowd that got to witness the earnest expression of Stink, and see puckish little Yolk in her trademark silly hat. There were speeches from God knows who. This tired, boring self-indulgent spectacle did not attract any local news channels or get any great write-up in the local papers. Why? Yoko is around all the time, as are the media whores Stink And The Drudge. Or is it The Ledge. Or is it The Hedge. Or is it "Glue a Stocking Cap On My Head I'm Bald as Miley's Cunt."

To quote another dead rock star, Mr. Roy Orbison, "It's OVER, It's OVER, It's OVERRRRRRRRRRRR."

Two generations have trouble identifying John's picture or naming more than one song he wrote ("Imagine" and....). The Dream is Over.

Gisele Bundchen Saggy-Boobed Bint in a Burqa

How amusing; "supermodel" Gisele Bundchen put on a burqa as a disguise. She didn't want to be seen on her way into a boob-job clinic in France. As you see, it worked a treat, as they say.

She got TONS of publicity.

She also got MUSLIMS ready to murder her for donning the SACRED BURQA.

I've sort of lost interest in retarded mannequins posing in their underwear. I mean, when it comes to actually caring about them as people or knowing their names. All I know about Bundchen is she's a sperm holster for overpaid Boston quarterback Tom Brady, who has been mired in a scandal involving under-inflated (easier to throw) footballs. She's been overpaid for a decade. Considering the number of plastic Barbie doll whores out there, why pay any of 'em more than minimum wage?

Consider that singers, writers, actors, etc. are all told "it's good publicity" when they ask for a decent price for their work. It takes more talent to sing, write or act than to stand around modeling. So why not pay these twats minimum wage, demand a blow job, and say "being in a photo shoot will help you land a rich husband so take whatever pay we give you."

PS, what's with Nazi chicks being hot? They aren't. Heidi Klum isn't any example of the "master race" of womanhood. IF I'M BEING HONEST, she's too skinny. And the image of her in bed with scar-faced chunk of coal Seal is truly nauseating. Sure, they're divorced now, but it's still a gruesome Beauty and the Beast image.

Bundchen was apparently the spawn of some Nazi bastards who fled to South America. She was born in Brazil, the country that has given us waxed-cunts and a lot of bad music.

She's 35 and she's worried about her tits sagging a little? How nice that she can afford thousands of dollars to have 'em hoisted a bit. So much for having a husband who loves you even if your beauty has started to fade. The bitch supposedly is ready to retire anyway, because the fashion world likes 20-somethings (or younger) so this procedure is fairly pointless. Then again, here's somebody who has been in the vanity business all her life, and has done almost nothing except admire herself. There will come a time when she's so full of collagen, plastic wood and botox that she'll be mistaken for the Ghost of Joan Rivers. By then, Tom Brady will have divorced her, or discovered the joys of fucking a deflated football.

Then again, Muslims are a peculiar bunch, aren't they? They may have put a fatwa on her twat for wearing that burqa.

Immigrant Scum Feel Entitled to Take Over England and France

Oh, what a surprise...NOT.

Crawling up from AFRICA, from the crazy Middle East, they march like the ants that eventually destroyed Leinengen.

Why are they invading France and England?

Because they CAN. And because they were told to come.

Hey, how about that black French tennis player, Mr. Noah? Why shouldn't every African think he can become a tennis star? Or maybe do some French rap? Or just walk around being Mr. Noir?

Cameron? Cameron has told the world that England welcomes butchery. "Come here, you fine Muslims, we'll give you your stinky Halal food and let you speak Arabic and turn churches into mosques. On the busses...blow them up! Behead our soldiers in the streets. Wear your burqas. Do as you please!"

What more do these monkey morons need? That's enough of an invitation.

America has done the same thing: "Bring us your murderers, your lazy motherfuckers, your welfare cheats, your gang wars..."

Idiotic Jimmy Carter let Castro open the jails and flood Miami Beach with Cuban thugs and criminals, effectively crippling the economy there and ending that city as a resort destination. Meanwhile, Puerto Ricans came roaring into New York and Mexicans came roaring into California. At this point Los Angeles is scared shitless as gang wars between Blacks and Latinos flare.

Somali maniacs have taken over towns in the Midwest and Muslims have turned a few little towns into no-go zones in upstate New York. There's a lot more of this shit going on, but the media doesn't want to be "racist" and talk about it. It's up to ordinary people to suddenly discover their property values are nil, and that their homes can be broken into with impunity, and that their children are bullied by aggressive immigrants. Oh yes, and the Boston Marathon can be bombed.

It's chaos all over the world. Things weren't bad enough?

These are human roaches who destroyed their own habitat and want to destroy everyone else's. Puerto Rico is in debt...by BILLIONS. So it relies on Puerto Rican-born senators and officials in New York City to fight for them. "We want aid, we want money, we should give Puerto Rico money for being inept, and not give money to, oh, Africa or the Middle East. After all, Puerto Rico is almost a fucking state!" New York City welcomed Puerto Ricans and turned the town bilingual: "You don't have to learn English, we'll print everything in Spanish and have interpreters everywhere." And have Puerto Rican Day parades and encourage a million lunatics to march through the streets. And now it's "hey, Puerto Rico is ENTITLED to American money for a bail out. Fuck Greece, you owe Puerto Rico!"

Fine world. And Cameron is waking up? Because maniacs are literally marching into the U.K.? And what's he gonna do? Say no? He had said YES every damn day: "Come on in, Muzzies, we'll give you free school. We'll give you everything you want, including welfare. We'll find SOME way of making you SO happy with England you won't leave like Jihadi John did." Yeah, you can just stay home and kill white people instead.

Rolling Stone Raves: Gail Zappa & Universal in Bed Together!

Wowie Zowie.

It seems that Gail Zappa needs to replenish her bank account.

It seems that Universal believes that greasy idiots and pretentious dorks over 60 might actually re-buy Mothers of Invention garbage yet again, if re-packaged on fancy-weight vinyl. They might even fork over for stuff they already have via bootlegs. And for stuff that they could predict how it'll sound before they even hear it.

Wowie Zowie.

Zappa fans are stupid enough and so lacking in imagination they'll buy just about anything. How about "200 Motels" re-mixed into mono? How about "Enema Bandit" with vocal yowling from Wildman Fischer randomly tossed onto the left channel? Oooh, how about opening the vault to Frank's mausoleum and shutting it again, and releasing THAT noise as an mp3 single??

Rolling Stone has reported this Good News from Greedland.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, even if they might not admit it, Zappa fans are just as shit-headed as Grateful Dead fans, and they buy the same old boring monotonous crap and cheer about it while the rest of the world goes by. This cult for cacaphonous caca really thinks that Frank's pretentious and shrill drivel is any better than the Garcia band's goofy shitkicking jams?

All these Mother-fuckheads are doing is licking at a mustache and goatee. They can't get over a shaggy-haired, pompous and obnoxious bastard with a giant nose and that fab mustache and goatee set.

Yeah, he posed sitting on a toilet. Yeah, his misogyny included Jewish girls and "Suzy Creamcheese" and virtually anyone except Gail The Bitch. He couldn't get enough of enemas. Some of his stuff was almost the audio equivalent of a few pages of SCREW magazine or R. Crumb but not nearly as interesting. Once in a great while, he made melodic dada rather than caca (notably "Peaches en Regalia") and sometimes leered a faintly artistic notion about satiric dissent ("It Can't Happen HERE"). But really, Zappa is as overrated as the pizza shop everyone insists you have to visit.

What's in the oven from Gail and Universal? Whew, it smells SO bad.

IF I'M BEING HONEST again, I haven't listened to ANY of this shit in 20 years, with the exception of that turkey trot "Peaches en Regalia," which I may have played twice.

It's pretty ridiculous that this hairy stalagmite was so utterly devoid of ideas by the time he hit 50. In fact for probably 20 years before he croaked, he was an Alzheimer's musician doing the same thing over and over, just not as good.

I'd say FUCK YOU, GAIL, but who'd want to fuck that bitch cunt? The inside of it probably still has retained the shape of Frank's nose and the whole oriface still smells of his snot.

Birkin Irked - Zimbabwe scumbags make Crocodile bags in her name

Jane Birkin had no idea that her fancy BIRKIN BAG was made by cruel bastards raising crocodiles just to kill them.

OK, Serge-fucker, WHERE did you think the crocodile skins came from? Scraping Jeanne Moreau's feet?

That scaly stuff shined up and dyed red and made into a bag came from once-living baby crocs!

An irony here is that these fucking fashion bags are made in the monkey country of ZIMBABWE.

Yes, the same disgusting country where Cecil the Lion was skewered and then shot.

ZIMBABWE, we are all supposed to care about. Ooooh, the blacks. Oooooh, the poor Africans. Let's help their economy so that while they breed like rabbits, they might not have quite the savage inclinations to be POACHERS and EBOLA-SPREADERS and PLAY PROCOL HARUM TERRORIST GAMES and be PIRATES HIJACKING SHIPS ALONG THE COAST and STRANGLE AND NEARLY KILL PHIL OCHS and SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF MCCARTNEY...etc. etc. etc.

Birkin no longer wants her name on these bags. Will some Kuntrashian endorse 'em instead? Will ZIMBABWE complain that chaperoned lion kills, crocodile farming and other atrocious acts are actually GOOD things? Well, the ZIMBABWE bastards are already saying that the death of Cecil the Lion was just an unfortunate incident, but Great White Hunters coming over and taking out some old tigers, lions, elephants or other animals is GREAT. Hell, the animals are gonna die anyway, and ZIMBABWE makes money.

Just not enough to be a civilized country.

Nigga be Dissed! Jimmy Kimmel spat on for not crying over Blacks

Jimmy Kimmel actually took a moment in his monologue to be semi-serious.

The late-night comedian who plays second in the ratings to "Tonight Show" host Jimmy Fallon, asked a comic question of douchebag dentist Dr. Walter Palmer.

"Is it that difficult for you to get an erection, that you need to kill things?"

He also suggested that at the moment, Dr. Palmer was the most hated man in America aside from Bill Cosby. He added, "Here's some a'hole (American TV does not permit "asshole") dentist who wants a lion's head over the fireplace in his man cave so his douchebag buddies can gather around him and tell him how awesome he is. That's just vomitous."

He ended by briefly choking up and then declaring that if any good could come of it, it would be if people visited an animal charity website he named, one that is specifically involved with preserving African lions.

This was a powerful statement. Aside from the retired David Letterman, late night talk show hosts have never been known to get nasty about a politician or current events, and almost never veer from giving the audience some bed-time snickers.

Praise Jimmy Kimmel for caring, and pausing from titty jokes and mock-insults about Matt Damon? Uh, not so fast. Among the Tweets this morning:

Das right, yo. Whitey didn't say anything about black thugs like Trayvon and Garner, or other thugs with police records, delinquents up to no good, surly monsters strutting late at night and daring cops or security guards to do anything.

What various BLACK TWEETERS were sayin' (know wuttum sayin') is that the world revolves around BLACKS and BLACK issues and if you don't talk about BLACKS 24/7 you be a muthafucka.

The topic has to come back to Trayyyyyvon and poor Eric Garner who was totally obese and was resisting arrest when he was taken down like a rhino. "I can't breathe," he said. Sure, the cops should've just let go so he could've slugged a few, or maybe pulled out a gun and blasted them away. Gotta think of what's best for the black thug at ALL times.

Fer Chrissake, Jimmy, why care about this fuckin' African lion when you should be reading the papers every day and pointing out every rape, murder and assault?

Kimmel talks about preserving the heritage and culture of Africa. Fuckin' Whitey! And having all kinds of black entertainers on his show? Da NERVE! He a friend of Kanye? And he don't talk about Trayyyyyvon every night? Bastid! Watta White Cracker that Kimmel is, yo.

Fat Slob Songwriter has to live with Pothead Black Loon in Subsidized Building

You thought having written music for a popular TV cartiib character, the money would be rolling in.

Not so fast, Seniormole.

Alicia Angel (is that her real name?) is a porcine 32 year-old who writes songs for Nickelodeon. Now, since she gets paid every time some shitty "Dora the Explorer" song is on TV, she isn't quite as bad off as songwriters who lose royalties via piracy.

Still, instead of living in some ritzy building, she's in a fairly crappy part of Manhattan in "a building where tenants are paying bargain rents that are heavily subsidized by federal mortgages and/or rent subsidies." Yes, there actually are a few subsidized-housing high-rises that cater to "artists." Very few. Most of them are around 42nd Street way over on 9th or 10th avenue. They look like "projects," the same shoddily constructed but modern-looking buildings erected for minorities to live in.

To get in, you have to prove you're a struggling actor, musician or singer, wait and wait, and MAYBE you get in. And gee, sometimes you are still put in a situation where you have to SHARE your apartment.

In this case, Alicia is sharing her space with a black potheaded stripper. Just how a stripper qualifies as an "artist" I have no idea, but she IS black, so that makes a difference. "Ah, a minority, well she most definitely should get subsidized housing. She's black."

No, not as impressive as it might look. For one thing, the Chelsea part of town is pretty boring. It's within walking distance of more interesting places, but it doesn't have that many good supermarkets, is fairly close to a Latino-dominated slab of subsidized housing, and I'm sure the walls are paper thin, and a lot of the tenants are NOT sensitive artists of any kind, but noisy obnoxious clods. And yes, some tenants are likely to be utterly despicable street bitches who either do drugs or turn tricks. Others could be hip-hop loudmouths, Banksy-type maniacs, or other deadbeats and con-artists and drama queens.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, I wouldn't want either of these bitches for neighbors. The black twat is a drug-addled pot-smoking dirty girl, and the Nickelodeon slob who writes melodies for "Dora the Explorer" cartoons, or whatever, is a fatso who probably blasts her piano for hours and hours, and might even bellow along as she struggles to find a rhyme for BLUNT or RUNT or PUNT.

So there you are. Songwriting is a dismal profession. You either starve because your royalties are stolen and are miserable because you have a day job you hate...or you barely get by on what the union forces broadcasters to pay, and are lucky to live in subsidized housing with a load of monkeys.

Liam Neeson looks like old frail shit? Trot around Central Park, Man.

The media is loaded with "fans are upset with how Liam Neeson looks" worry-articles.

Yeah? The man is 63. There comes a time when all the make-up, hair dye and lighting can't conceal it. In broad daylight, he looks 73, but the man's led a very vigorous life and that can wear you out.

PS, the paps routinely take unflattering pix of stars who have the temerity to walk out without a lighting director. It's worse for actresses who might step out for a cigarette and be caught without make-up. Have you seen the recent pix of Liza Minnelli? Well, the funny thing is I saw her on the street once and said, "Hey, look over there, it's a bad Liza look-alike." The response back at me: "That IS Liza Minnelli." But I digress.

Hiya Lemur.

Lemur rose to fame via "Schindler's List," but that doesn't mean he was Schindler. For example, Neeson had absolutely NO sympathy for carriage horses. Most think horses shouldn't be clomping through heavy traffic (and getting hit by cars) just to reach Central Park and spend hour after hour monotonously moving fat tourists around paved roads. Neeson? He stood up for the carriage drivers. He was the only celebrity of note who was that heartless.

He spoke some blabber about the fine Irish tradition of carriage horse riders, and his ancestors, and he really made very little sense. Dragging these animals from distant stables, through a mile of heavy traffic punctuated by car horns and sirens is GOOD? Spending a hot humid day or a freezing cold one clomping the same dreary roads is a fun life for an animal?

Meanwhile he pretty much made the same fucking movies over and over: "Hey, my daughter is missing. Let me grimace and shoot some bad guys for 90 minutes until I get her back."

Now he looks frail? What should he do? Take some vitamins and trot around Central Park in running shorts and a t-shirt?

Oh, let's put it succinctly. Everybody gets old. Everybody dies. That includes millionaire actors who are clueless about the ethical treatment of animals.

FORBES 25 Obnoxious Phrases "The SUITS" Use

Well, let's run this up the flagpole and see who salutes.

FORBES, the well known Dullard's Diary, was run by an eccentric fruitbat now deceased. Malcolm Forbes used to collect Faberge eggs and semen up his ass. In fact the Faberge eggs often helped stop up his anus so he could keep that semen in a while longer, and lubricate himself better for the next lad.

Boring business jerks still read the mag, and as it turns out, even a zombie in a suit can get tired of SOME well-worn cliches that get thrown around the office TOO much.

"Up the flagpole" of course was a wheeze in the 60's. Below is the FORBES a list of the current Top 25, and I can't disagree with most of 'em.

Except I can feel sad that even a dry business mag has to do a "LIST" to get hits and gain attention.

Some cliches that annoy businessmen actually are over-used by ordinary people. I hear boxers constantly say, between puffy lips, after getting the shit knocked out of 'em, "well, we go BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD."

"Synergy." Yeah, a boring word that now means almost nothing. It's like starting a sentence with "Well." Well, that's the ZEITGEIST of our times, and if you check the UNDERPINNINGS you'll find worse.

I recall autograph fans complaining about getting a form letter from Gene Wilder's secretary, stating that sorry, "your photo is being returned unsigned, because Gene has a lot on his plate."

So "on my plate" is another one that has gone from the dull office to every moron's home.

Here's the list.

What happened to the obnoxious "That's the 400 pound gorilla in the room?"

Nevermind. Why dissect the list? Let's just say....

Office people are SUCH parrots. Such dung beetles. Such LOSERS.

Speaking of cliches, if you show any emotion in the sterile office environment, some jerk in a white shirt and tie, some cunt in a white blouse and tie, will respond with the ultimate cliche. After your rant (or Tweet), instead of agreeing with you, or arguing, you get...

"So, tell us how you REALLY feel."

It's the ultimate put-down of showing any kind of passion. It's what boring white-bread status quo queers fall back on.

Oh, the wit of that sarcasm.

But that's not how I REALLY FEEL. When I walk into an office, I generally feel like it's too bad I'm not carrying a bomb that could blow the fucking place up, and shake up every bland-faced dweeb walking around in a daze.

Updates: "GoFUNDMe" Doggy Asshole At it - Scum Bint TILLIE pleads guilty

Oh yes, the Millennials. They are sooooooooooo SELF-ENTITLED and SELF-ABSORBED.

Back on July 7th, I reported on the GoFundMe campaign from a bitch-cunt who was taping fliers all over town to promote her fucking GoFundMe scam.

I said at the time that it was just a tad CRUEL that if this fucking animal was actually suffering, and in need of "emergency" attention, the jerk was waiting for everyone to pay her expenses for her.

Why not go to the ASPCA if it's truly an emergency? Why not take out a loan and if you get some GoFundMe payment later, be happy about it? Why let your "DOGGY" suffer?

Well, happily happily happily, a bunch of idiotic American fat-faced jerks with too much money gave to this ridiculous DEMAND, and DOGGY got an operation.

BUT...the cunt is b-a-a-a-a-ck, and has put up signs all over town YET AGAIN.

Why? DOGGY needs rehabilitation, and DOGGY wants to be out with DOGGY's "friends" ASAP.

AWW, the DOGGY is DEPRESSED.

That explains the ILLEGAL POSTERS all over town, and the continued demand that everybody pony up for DOGGY.

Speaking of DOG SHIT...

My other update is on the disgusting, ugly, slut-moron "Tillie" Mitchell. She has told a judge she's GUILTY. Yeah, as if there was any doubt.

In return for this quick plea, she hopes to get off with a little slap on her fish-stinking wrist.

She cost the taxpayers about 30 million, that's MILLION dollars in the manhunt for her two suck-and-fuck buddies. She's lucky that the only one killed was one of the escapees, because he did have a weapon and he could've killed somebody.

What a worthless albino turd this "Tillie" Mitchell is, and how stupid, STUPID her idiot husband is, and her disgusting spawn who defended her, and the others who kept telling reporters "she can't possibly be involved."

The bitch pleaded guilty. So she'll be in a kennel for a few years. She'll probably be out "on good behavior" in just a couple of years, which is hardly real punishment for the havoc she caused.

Sometimes I think the Muslims don't have a bad idea with their radical ideas on punishment. "Tillie" needed sex so badly? Tie her down and let Muzzies fuck her ass, mouth and cunt for five or six recreational hours a day. ALLAH be praised, and wipe those dicks off in her hair.

Portions of "Tillie" Mitchell's greasy, smelly confession have leaked to the media. Ooh, STEAMY stuff. How about how Matt (the guy that got killed) suddenly grabbed her and kissed her: "It startled me. He kissed me with an open mouth kiss. I didn't say anything because I was scared for my husband, who also works for the facility." Aww. Matt then told her to blow him. So she did. "This happened two or three times," but since she's such a disgusting, rancid, fish twat, "He never touched any of my private areas. I did take some naked photos of my breasts and vagina and gave them to Inmate Matt to give to Inmate Sweat. I do not know what they did with the photos."

Probably used them when they were constipated. "Look at THIS ugly bitch. Whew! Shit! Gotta go to the bathroom!"

DENTIST WALTER PALMER says BLAME THE NIGGERS (cecil the lion killer)

What the FUCK is with jerks like dentist Walter Palmer?

Here he is, smirking his fat smirk (on the left) with some other asshole.

How about some JIHAD action here?

So far, all he's gotten is some nasty reviews for his dental practice via YELP. ("River Bluff Dental" 10851 Rhode Island Ave S. Bloomington, MN 55438, 952-884-5361.)

When will humans be HUNTED DOWN AND KILLED for crimes against nature?

WALTER PALMER is worse than a parasite. He is a psychotic little-dicked lunatic, and if he has enough money to keep going to Africa and poaching lions, and if he still has that much bloodlust in his twisted bloody brain, who knows what else he's going to do.

Why is it that people, even in the fucking 21st Century, can smile about fox hunts and arranged wildlife shoots in Africa, and absolutely pointless murders of animals "for sport?" I'm not talking about the pseudo-excuse that we have too many deer, or that a fuckhead like Presidential candidate and psycho-religious slob Mike Huckabee actually EATS the ducks he shoots. I'm talking about pure evil: killing for the love of killing.

This fucking DENTIST from America arranged for yet another "trophy." This latest lion to be killed out of vanity, was "Cecil the Lion," a well known tourist attraction. His bullshit excuse? He "didn't know" this was a "protected" lion.

He's saying, "Blame the Niggers. The Niggers are to blame. I didn't realize they were SNEAKING A LION AWAY FROM A PROTECTED COMPOUND, and then letting me SHOOT IT WITH A CROSSBOW in a hiding place."

Isn't that what he's saying?

According to the corrupt ape who is in charge of Zimbabwe's hunting laws, Theo Bronkhorst and Honest Ndlovu "will face poaching charges."

That'll be a slap on their black wrists.

Meanwhile the AMERICAN DENTIST is pretending he didn't know what he did was illegal.

HELL, I'm sure he's considering himself a fucking HERO because he goes off to Africa periodically and pays to kill animals, and the psycho bastards in Zimbabwe (and elsewhere) insist that this is a wonderful way of raising money to HELP animal conservation!

So let's just blame the niggers who knew where the lion was penned up, stole it, and watched the AMERICAN DENTIST kill it, and then...did they help him behead the animal and skin the carcass? Or did the AMERICAN DENTIST do that by himself?

WHERE IS WALTER PALMER right now?

He should be off with Jihadi John somewhere, sucking each others cocks before they get what they deserve, which is a slow, agonizing death.

Will we hear a speech from tight-lipped President Obama, about how Americans should NOT be disgracing their flag overseas by engaging in such barbaric, sickening activities? Will he turn over this DENTIST to the African authorities, and make sure this RICH AFFLUENT AMERICAN DENTIST is not allowed back?

Jihadi John - Man on the Run

"Westminster Jihadi, you're bringin' me down...

"You killed lots of people. You've gotta leave town...

"Vo do dee oh do, vo do dee oh do, vo do dee oh do...ALLAH'S GREAT!"

Aw, it's the Man on the Run. And John couldn't even do away with his most prized target.

Yes, "Jihadi John" has fled his ISIS pals, because they're such psychotic murderers, they want to kill HIM, next.

David Cameron, darning his critics and wearing the face that he keeps in the loo by the door, must be shrugging in utter apathy.

"What? You mean that fine, fine Mohammed Emwazi, who was born in Kuwait but EMIGRATED to England? He's hiding?? The one who went to the University of Westminster and had all the fine, fine education money could buy? He turned out to make a fucking mockery of John Lennon's name, and enunciated his fine British accent while slitting the throats of helpless victims? Victims who were mostly defenseless aid workers and volunteers? He's escaped to Africa or Syria or someplace? What a kerfuffle. Maybe I'll get a seniormole to look into it. Maybe I'll call up the Lord of the Boot Sale."

This is a prime example of David Cameron at his craziest. With so many British born people UNEMPLOYED, he waves immigrants to come in, get benefits, and turn out like Jihadi John?

I still consider myself far more of a Liberal than a conservative, but I don't buy the argument that "one rotten apple doesn't make up for a barrel of wonderful fruits." It seems, IF I'M BEING HONEST, that most of the Muzzies who've come to England (and everywhere else) are clannish, obnoxious, Holier-than-Thou, and like to remain outsiders as they practice their crazy fucked-up religion and wear their stupid-looking schmattas.

Now, Jews and Christians and other idiot religious groups can be clannish, can believe the stupidest things in musty old books and scrolls, and dress up in absurd outfits but they aren't killing people all over the world.

You need not remind me of the shit Christians did centuries ago. Christians are eating meat on Friday, fer Chrissake. They use birth control. They are different NOW. Well, except for the Westboro Baptist assholes. But NOW is what's important, and NOW is when backward Muslim maniacs are murdering everyone. The Westboro bunch merely scream "God Hates Fags" at cemeteries.

"Jihadi John," a mocking reference to The Beatles (you remember them; "All You Need is Love") is an example of what happens when a spoiled brat non-religious Muslim goes crazy. If you want to know what happens when a RELIGIOUS Muslim goes crazy, just remember the blown up bus, the blown up train, or the beheaded soldier who was simply walking down a street in his beloved Great Britain.

This Camel-faced ingrate will lie, cheat, steal and kill in North Africa until some other monkey-man blows him away. He sure as hell won't be caught by any superspy Cameron might have. Because that superspy is probably too busy peeping into the windows of a bint in Hull and wanking his weiner.

"Fucking peasants as far as I can see...."

Google Plus Greed = Getting Caught? Slightly?

Now why in the world would The Great God Google stop their stinky scheming about "Google Plus?"

Fortunately, there are enough watchdogs, enough social media people, to point out that this Fascist organization, shadier than Scientology, and in a way more evil than ISIS, is usually up to no good.

Hey, Google wants everything keyed to Google+ so they can better spy on you, find out everything you do, and be your Big Brother.

They DON'T want to use their technology to prevent a fat scumbag of a Dutch Douche or a creepy homo Christer from Sweden from getting 50 or 100 new blogs to give away music. They use it only to SPY.

Now? Oh, they're sort of no longer being so overt about GOOGLE+ and about having their copyright-stealing GooTube connected to it all. What a show of humanity.

Another reason to hate Rob Schneider & the Media

Rob Schneider is, along with his pal Adam Sandler, known to be one of the world's least funny comedians.

They emerged from "Saturday Night Live" as "stars" after playing obnoxious child-men. Schneider's "big" character was the office creep running the xerox machine. His catch-phrase? "Makin' copies!" Ho ho.

Schneider went on to irritating movies like "Deuce Bigelow" (playing a shrimpy, ugly gigolo, ha ha) and co-starring roles with Sandler. These films have made MILLIONS for these idiots, despite critics hating 'em.

So, what does Rob Schneider do with his money? What you'd expect from a child-man. He wastes a fortune on baseball cards. His house was burglarized and the headline was about his fucking cards. Or, ONE card in particular

The reason to hate the media?

The breathless report about this asshole isn't "news," and the card isn't RARE or PRICELESS. An article quoting the card as impossible to fence because it's SO rare:

That Willie Mays card that is SO rare it "can't be fenced?"

First off, collectors routinely buy shit that they can't even show off to anyone. They buy it to hoard it, and keep it from anyone else. Even the "Mona Lisa" could be fenced.

Secondly, why is this $175,000 card selling on eBay for a fraction of that inflated price?

You might say, "Oh, Rob's card was in MINT condition." But so are the ones on eBay. Or pretty close.

Card dealers, like comic book idiots and other "collectible" idiots, can get awfully ridiculous about how valuable a card might be, and even declare a misprint valuable, or one that's "off center" etc. All it does is put Rob Schneider into the world of juvenile, money-wasting morons.

You'd think this weasel might, MIGHT have some pride in having a scholarship named after him, a building named after him, or that he could sponsor a Little League team or something. Even a thousand dollars is major money to an inner city neighborhood team that could use uniforms and equipment. A 1951 Bowman? This asshole wasn't even born back then, was he? He sure as hell wasn't watching Willie Mays play, and even if he was, so what? It's a picture on a card. What kind of homo-erotic thrill is worth thousands upon thousands of dollars?

The answer is he owns this garbage "because he can." Because he can't think of anything better to spend his money on. He's one of the creeps that make bootleggers feel better about themselves: "Hey, why not download the latest Rob Schneider comedy? He doesn't need the money!"

When I was a kid, I collected baseball cards. I still have a few. But even if I was a millionaire, I wouldn't buy back all the ones I had at inflated prices. It would be embarrassing. I'm also old enough and mature enough not to need "STUFF." I wouldn't want some pock-marked, smelly "dealer" chuckling over having taken $50 or $500 or more off me for a piece of cardboard in a plastic sleeve.

The funniest thing about Rob Schneider is how he wastes his money. He's a chump. A stooge. A mark.

And so it goes, with the media making ridiculous claims to make a stupid story more "newsworthy." Oh, mediocre B-list actor has a burglary...HA...a baseball card was stolen. Let's say it's PRICELESS. Now we have something!

EBAY where Nazi and Pedophile Interests Thrive

And how long will it take EBAY to take down THIS pedophile shit posted by a Nazi?

There are several code words on EBAY that pedophiles use, referring to certain MODELS and PHOTOGRAPHERS.

Perverts know that this particular photographer is NOTORIOUS for using underage girls. < You'd think EBAY would know and ban headers related to the names of pedophile photographers and underage models.

No. You'd think that, at least, once reported, they'd remove the item.

You'd think that if somebody was too busy slurping coffee and donuts, a phone call to EBAY would get the job done: "Hey, nobody's stopped THIS auction." But instead of "Oh, sorry it slipped through the cracks, it's more like an ethnic idiotic accent saying :"Oh dear, oh well, I see the seller is from Germany. Oh well. I will see if I can report it."

Huh? This seller is offering an obviously UNDER AGE GIRL, has put a "Censor" square over her tits...and this is WRONG.

They are posting on EBAY DOT COM, not even on some fucking foreign version of EBAY.

One of the more notorious names in the pedo world is IRINA IONESCO. Like Brooke Shields, she was posing naked while pubescent. Some ambitious creeps that she was SO adorable, because she was SO much of a child.

There are Nazis and Fascists on EBAY (sellers from Germany and Italy) who regularly sell this crap.

The stuff is illegal to sell, illegal to mail, and completely vile. Yet using the "report this item" link doesn't get action? And calling up EBAY gets a dull-witted response of "oh, I'll try and report it for you." TRY? What is your excuse for not getting on the phone, or texting, or using an intercom, and telling some stooge at EBAY headquarters to shut down the auction?

"Er, uh, well, thank you for calling, your call is very important to us..."

And it's important to make some money off a Nazi in Germany or a Fascist in Italy selling pedophile porn?

TWITTER DMCA's? "CHILLING EFFECTS" too

You win a little. You lose a lot.

That's the Internet, where copyright is COPY WRONG, and violations are SOMETIMES removed as long as you jump through enough hoops and stick your neck out far enough for it to be chopped.

TWITTER actually has a DMCA policy now. Only you risk your life in filing a DMCA form.

Somebody posted a joke (which can't be copyrighted) and saw a bunch of "bot" Twitter accounts copy it. She filed an "intellectual property" complaint with Twitter because the accounts didn't "favorite" her joke which reprints it WITH attribution.

Within a few days, Twitter removed the stolen joke from several "bot" accounts.

Good?

IF I'M BEING HONEST, as much as I respect and admire comedians, this is a bit ridiculous.

I'm not aware of Twitter accounts being monetized. I haven't heard of people making money on Twitter based on how many "hits" a fuckin' Tweet gets.

PS, comics constantly have their jokes stolen. One of the most absurd examples, was Howie Mandel stealing a joke off Judy Tenuta years ago. The joke didn't even make SENSE told by Howie: "I was in the park feeding the pigeons. Breastfeeding them!"

Howie is MALE. The joke only works told by a FEMALE. Even though Howie is a "jerk" comedian, and maybe there's some humor in a guy being stupid enough to try and breastfeed pigeons, it's a woman's joke. And Howie had no business stealing it. Except Robin Williams was also stealing jokes, Milton Berle used to steal them, and a lot of comics steal, adapt, or simply come up with a similar line.

You might say that Twitter is at least doing SOMETHING useful. Better to err on the side of creativity and punish a plagiarist who takes your joke, your idea, your opinion, or your photo.

Except who do they really punish? They expose the person filing the DMCA, and NOT the anonymous jerk who plagiarized!

Twitter is one of the obnoxious cunt sites that tosses all complaints to the evil CHILLING EFFECTS dotcom, which is Google's Nazi sister.

How does that site make their money? Through donations from GOOGLE?

CHILLING EFFECTS, as its name implies, is designed to put a chill up the spine of ANY AND ALL RIGHTS OWNERS. Even eBay is not so evil that they publish their DMCA's at CHILLING EFFECTS.

The idea is: "If you have the NERVE to bother GOOGLE or TWITTER with a DMCA request, they will make sure you are risking a hack-attack by publishing that request at CHILLING EFFECTS. You can pray that some of your vital information is "redacted" but the odds aren't in your favor. A hacktivist will be able to figure out who you are and where you are and GET REVENGE.

Google, Twitter and the rest NEVER publish the contact information of the jerk who steals the copyrighted music, steals the quotes, steals the photos. NEVER. In many cases, they don't even ask for valid contact information! But they DO demand it if you want to stop the abuse, and they do make sure that information is CHILLINGLY made public.

Lastly, even if you file a DMCA, Twitter is NOT obligated to act. They can say "Nope, we don't think this is a violation, so fuck off." They point to that big DMCA sign that says "WE'RE JUST A VENUE" and under NO obligation to do anything at all.

Hacker-Cocksucker Assange-boy sez: YOU can't read about COSBY

One of the biggest stories today is another nail in the Cosby coffin. In fact, 35 nails.

NEW YORK magazine managed to scoop every other publication and get 35 of Cosby's "victims" to talk about their sexual assaults/encounters with America's once-beloved comedian.

Why, NEW YORK even TWEETED about it, with a link to the story on their WEBSITE, so that you didn't have to BUY the magazine, because CLICKS and HITS are now more important.

I clicked the link and got nothing. Hmm. I clicked again. What gives?

OH, it turns out that some pimply kid named ThreatKing had a hissy-fit and needed somebody, something, to take his rage out on. So he picked NEW YORK magazine.

Yeah, this is your typical "hacktivist" all right, your typical Assange-follower. ThreatKing (adorable name, Mephisto, Banksy and DeathKnell were already taken) is just a spoiled, immature brat with some tech-savvy. So, we all sigh, here we go again, as ONE creep proves yet again how vulnerable the Internet is. Yeah, another Little Hitler.

Like any Hitler, the first thing he did was rush to the media to take credit for his terrorism. He didn't happen to scapegoat Jews, but as you've just read, it was Jew York City. Seems that Jew York City didn't treat him well. "Someone pranked me. Everyone started laughing..."

They laughed at him. Oh, REVENGE SAYETH THE NERD!

Pimply Boy didn't bother to explain WHY he was pranked. Was it because he was an ugly stupid nobody? Was he wearing a silly hat, or an "I Love Dungeons and Dragons" button, or a Harry Potter shirt?

Like any good little psycho, he was determined that NOBODY would be laughing for long. If he was a tough Muslim he would've blown up some shit. If he was a Macho Latino he would've robbed a bodega. But being a weak, pathetic computer nerd, he went for the trusty "Denial of Service" crap. Keep jamming the NEW YORK magazine website. Har har.

Now, Julian Assange, the sex fiend of Sweden, would surely approve of this. Why should anybody read about Bill Cosby, the sex fiend comedian? Better that one nerd gets his revenge, right? That's what being a hactivist is all about.

Assange and the others insist that "Freedom of Speech" is important, but not as important as freedom to take away somebody else's speech, interfere with somebody else's privacy or copyright, and most importantly of all, do something anti-social because you have no social skills, no sex life, no creativity, no money, and no outlet for being a WINNER. It's a lot easier to be an outlaw asshole.

Brats, brats, brats. They always have a "rationale." This idiot actually went to the media to explain that because somebody dissed him, he was going to prevent thousands of people from reading an online magazine. Oh, makes perfect sense. Now, if some NIGGA broke into his home, and stole his computer, because he hates white people, THAT would not be so nice.

Tweet Tweet for useless Bobbi Kristina Brown

Once again, America stops dead for a useless D-list "celebrity." Will the flags fly at half mast? They did in New Jersey for car alarm Whitney Houston. Now about her useless daughter, who finally died after six months in a coma?

Before these TRAGEDIES, Whitney and her filthy husband Bobby Brown were the subject of ridicule. "Saturday Night Live" had several sketches with Maya Rudolph as Whitney, raving about her love for "BOBBYBROWN," aka "BOB AYY BRAHHHHHN." (The fake Whitney would either babble the name quickly in excitement, or moan it long like an agonized mantra).

AWW, but once the has-been singer was found dead in a bathtub, she joined Presley, Jacko, James Dean, and the rest in that pantheon of awesome excess. Don't talk ill of the dead! SHE was a GENIUS! We will NEVER see the like of her AGAIN! (Good).

Her idiot daughter? Before SHE was found in a bathtub (and don't idiots LOVE the way one death echoed the other), she was just an ugly, gap-toothed nobody who was in the tabloids for hanging around with shitty guys even more retarded and disgusting than her father Bobby. People were expecting her to sing like Whitney? Too bad. No. She had neither looks nor talent, because she inherited from BOBBY more than WHITNEY.

In the old days, a D-list death was minor news for a minute. Now that America is practically a bi-racial country, with a huge Black/Latino population (and there's been a huge increase in STUPID people of all races), the media has to play up a "tragedy" like Bobbi Kristina Brown's death (we MUST use her FULL NAME) to the point of absurdity. The hysteria of mourning is what it is.

And what do we do to express grief? TWEET.

America's Earth Mother, the Queen of Daytime for so many years, Oprah Winfrey, said it best, and stupidest:

Don't knock yourself writing a lot of words, OPIE.

What the FUCK does that even mean? The trashy little tart was at "peace" for six months, in a coma. Or did OPIE mean that SHE, OPIE, was getting "Peace at Last" because she no longer had to hear the endless, boring "updates" on the girl's condition?

OPIE really thinks that peace=death?

IF I'M BEING HONEST, people are stupid, lazy and witless. It's proven when anyone dies. Whether it's a jerk in a forum, or a D-lister, the "social media" response is the same: the bare minimum. It's "CONDOLENCES TO THE FAMILY" and "R.I.P." and "SO SAD" and other cliches.

Come on, primates, show how clueless and stupid you are. Also show, in some cases, your "duty" to PRETEND to care about this bitch. (Dr. Phil, host of a gossipy pop-psychology idiot show, couldn't very well ignore somebody that his trailer trash viewers care so fucking much about).

Wow. Heartwarming, huh? Pithy, right? Sincere, too?

A lot of hogwash over a chunk of now-rancid pork.

Too fuckin' bad that a rich girl had to take drugs. Nobody else in the world has problems? Of course not. Idiots choose "Celebrities" to worry about, cry about, and talk about constantly. People are lighting candles for this bitch, candles they didn't bother to light for an uncle, aunt, grandma, teacher, preacher or anyone else they might know.

Twiddly deet, TWEET TWEET...rockin' rotten...Bobbi is with the angels now, Bobbi is at peace now, Bobbi is in our hearts.

No, Bobbi is in a body bag, or in a box, and will soon either be six feet under, or a few ashy molecules in the wind. And I-eeeee-I-eeeee-I-eeeee-I-eeeeee-I will always love you----eeee-ooooo-eeeee-ooooo-eeee-oooo eee-i-eee-i ohhhhhhhhh.

YO, here's BOBBY BROWN, who was ALMOST so distraught he wasn't gonna hang with his homeys at a fast food joint and have his burgers or his chicken or his fries. His FRIIIIIEEEEEEES, man.

Brown was married to one of the richest women in the world. But at heart, he's a fast food nigga, yo. Hangin' with the other niggas and not puttin' on no airs, ay know? Admire him for that. Props, man.

Courage, too. While celebrities are Tweeting R.I.P., he be bravely eatin' his fast food on some street corner. God bless.

Pierre Casiraghi - It wouldn't bother me if he was mangled to death in a car crash

So tell me, Daily FAIL, why the FUCK do you think ANYONE cares about Pierre Casiraghi?

I mean, a greasy stupid self-involved "royal" from the tiny, crooked gambling-mecca of Monaco?

If this guy got destroyed in a limo, along with his fucking bride, it really wouldn't be as big a deal as, say, Princess What's Her Name and her greasy Muzzie moron rich bastard boyfriend? Would it?

The point is we're supposed to sigh over this "storybook" romance bullshit?

If you were reporting the OBITUARY on Pierre Casiraghi I wouldn't look twice.

Get this straight, Mr. and Mrs. FAIL, nobody in the world, especially your precious MILLENNIALS who drool over every drip of spunk that crawls out of a Kardashian Kunt, cares about GRACE KELLY.

Most don't know the name.

The very few who do, know that she made a few Hitchcock films.

They know that old fat Hitch sometimes reached down under his bloated belly, and fiddled with his dick thinking about the Fabulous Filthy Philadelphian he admired so much.

I haven't read much about this cunt, but she was some kind of whore, wasn't she? She was an actress, after all. How many guys did she fuck? So she didn't fuck Hitchcock. That doesn't make her particularly noble. It just means she didn't want to have her back broken.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, the bitch hooked up with ROYALTY as soon as she got the offer, and became the fabulous Queen of Monaco or whatever the fuck she was called.

She married an ugly bastard named Reindeer. Something like that. He was a dirty pig, but he was RICH and a KING, and so she was slut enough to settle for it. Make that WHORE enough, because when you marry for money, you're a WHORE.

So this is GRANDSON OF WHORE?

That doesn't mean a fucking thing to ME.

If and when he gets mangled in some kind of accident, he will simply be about 160 pounds of useless meat that only a buzzard would eat. Then he'll either be cinders in the air, or a chemically treated load in a box.

Pierre Casiraghi? I DON'T CARE IF HE LIVES OR DIES, but as long as you've inflicted him on me, with a FRONT PAGE photo, his DEATH would amuse me a lot more than ever seeing his stupid face again.

Ebay's Cheap Dutch Douchebags Never Stop with their Porn

Let's see, a few weeks ago this cheap Dutch douchebag with his wooden shoes, wooden skull and cheese-for-a-brain posted his filth.

He does it right out in the open, hoping to get teenagers to buy. Right? Then he can ask 'em, "If you ever come to Holland, would you care to visit a lonely old fellow in his 60's?"

He sells stolen stupid porn garbage WITHOUT DVD boxes. Stuff he probably stole. "I took it with my thieving hands, and put it in my backpack," he wrote in a forum. DIDN'T HE? "I went into the porn office pretending to be a big time distributor, Mr DeVente. Ha ha. I stole and stole all I could!"

He was stopped on July 7th, but he wasn't too patient was he? He wanted to hurry up and try again. Here he is, sneaking back with it again. How many times did EBAY slap his fat little Dutch wrist and tell him no? And did he pay attention? NO.

Being a DUTCHMAN, this scumbag wants to cheat EBAY too, and so all his ads tell people to E-MAIL HIM TO GET MORE GOODIES (without paying an EBAY FEE, of course).

Sound familiar?

What you need to do with Dutch douchebags like this, is go to the windmill, drag the asshole out by his limp little dick, and beat his fat overstuffed head till the shit comes out of his ears. Then kick him a few times. Then drag him over to the nearest Applebees and tell 'em "Here's some prime PORK for you," and they can grind him into sausage.

THAT is what you do to a cheap DUTCHMAN pornographer who wants to sell his shit to children.