Nigga Ain't worth FITTY CENTS! Ha ha ha! Nigga be LAUGHIN'

Hey Nigga.

Yo Nigga.

I know how this game is played, Nigga.

"If she wins the lawsuit, we say we bankrupt. Let's start hidin' all the cash and assets, yo."

Everybody loves FIDDY. What a NIGGA, that FIDDY.

His rap name, as he pronounced it with his mammoth street cred for being a thug and a bastard and being shot many times, was FIDDY CENT.

And ha ha ho ho hee hee, that put him ahead of SNOOP DOGGY DOGG in the FUUUUNNNNEEEE NIGGGGAAAAH NAME category.

Even PUFF DADDY P. DIDDY couldn't top THAT SHIT. Nigga be BAD, that NIGGA.

So what happened? Oh, with his $155 MILLION he could've paid some NIGGA BITCH to do some porn to throw online and yock about. Instead, he got some nigga to go get a tape, and he said "Is this nigga bitch cool with it," and the answer was "Nigga be cool," only gosh, Nigga wasn't cool it with it.

Imagine DAT. Nigga bitch not cool with being laughed at by FIDDY? What a bitch!

But all seriousness aside, however "brave" this guy might be for strutting around taking bullets in Brooklyn, he's just a pussy after all. He could've settled the case. How much could some Nigga who made a pornie possibly get for "pain and suffering" or ridicule? FIDDY CENTS?

Instead he decided to teach the cunt a lesson. Yo, Nigga Bitch, you will be humiliated in public and NOT get paid fo' it.

Every pro knows how to hide assets, move money around, put things in other peoples' names, and laugh all the way around the bank. "Come here, Nigga, take out FIDDY THOUSAND fo' me, and keep a thousand fo' yo' self. Ha ha."

It's just a little disappointing that FIDDY didn't just wait for someone in his posse to POP A CAP into the bitch's skull. But that may have cost some money. Somehow does anyone think there will be a benefit thrown for this guy? That he's going to have to put a Paypal "tip jar" on his website? That he's going to be on GoFundMe?

FUCK NO!