Nancy Pelosi the old bag who wants quiet? WHAT-EVER!

Here's a fact: you can't have a good time unless you make noise.

This is human nature all over the world. There isn't a culture or a race that doesn't LOVE their fireworks or their guns. There isn't a culture that doesn't have loud celebrations involving blasting music or drums.

If you don't stay up all night, the party is a flop.

People don't go to a resort for peace and quiet, and if they do, they're treated as if they're crazy.

The best thing to do is not make a fuss about it, and put up with it, if you want to be seen with the "in" crowd of outrageous loudmouths.

Ah yes, the rich-bitch bunch, which includes the "hey, I'm female, I became Speaker of the House, not that I did anything" Nancy Pelosi.

You can't have a good time unless you make an appointment for your overpriced dinner, and bribe somebody to seat you at a good table. And if you don't mind that everybody at these expensive tables is laughing too loud and shouting about nonsense.

Funny, I had a discussion the other day with someone who noted that all these million-dollar condos in major cities are NOISY. The walls are thin. None of them are advertised as soundproof, or "great for people who want peace and quiet." Odd, isn't it?

If you book a vacation at some "island retreat," which boasts about solitude and relaxation, you'll find that the restaurants are noisy ("people get bored with quiet") and you'll hear somebody's boom box a mile away.

Go to a secluded lake and you'll put up with a motor boat. Go to an upstate inn, and you'll be awakened at 5 in the morning by fuckhead deer hunters already drunk and rowdy and getting set to murder an animal just as soon as they check their rifles and shout at each other about whether the SUV needs gas or not. Go to an obscure farm area to hike and fish and observe nature, and be awakened every night by the cabin owner's fleet of barking dogs and then be awakened in the morning by the roosters crowing and the goats braying.

There is no peace and quiet. It's only worse if you spend money thinking you'll get it.