ESPY AWARD? Give Caitlyn Jenner a DILDO and say SHOVE IT.

Wednesday, July 15th, a date that will live in STUPIDITY.

First off, it was the day that Hitler Jeff Bezos blitzed the media with his fucking "20th Anniversary of AMAZON" promotion. The catch was that people had to spend $100 to get the deals. (Pay $100 a year to be a member of "Amazon Prime" and you always get free shipping. Oh, wowie zowie. PS, all the sales on the 15th were ONLY available to exclusive members of the "Amazon Prime" club).

Walmart and Target countered with their own sales. Guess what. They were ALL lame. There were all aimed at stupid twits who think a few dollars off on shirts, sheets and towels is fantastic. Some people are so fucking retarded, all they need is to be told "This is a sale," and they throw their money down, even when other places have better prices every day.

Guess what Amazon flogged the most? KINDLE, of course. "BUY A KINDLE, reduced to $49 from $79. Great for stealing books off Kickass and Demonoid! HA HA!"

SECOND.

ESPN promoted their moronic "ESPY" show by giving a "Courage" award to double-ugly old CAITLYN JENNER.

FUCK YOU ALL.

There are thousands upon thousands of people who've undergone sex transformations, including Chaz Bono years back, and Christine Jorgenson WAY back when, and a certain British boxing manager recently. Jenner is NOT a hero or heroine. Jenner is just a very rich egomaniac. People are changing their sex all the time. Most of us DO NOT CARE, and Jenner is NOBODY's role model about it. Thousands have done it without the "inspiration" of media whore Bruce Jenner.

You can find plenty of books, movies and documentaries on this subject, and really, all this fuckwit has done is made a farce out of it.

Christ, take a look. An athlete (ps, others have won at the Olympics, THAT is not such a major achievement either) turns into an old bag. Wonderful.

A few D-listers weighed in about this ESPY shit.

Terrell Owens, a fairly forgotten NFL football player: "I think there is a time and place for everything. Being that this is a sports event, one can argue is this really a part of what we do? Probably not. But do I think he has been very courageous in what he has done ... absolutely." Nice waffling, Owens. PS, the world is aghast that you called HER a HE. But you are right, a sports event, giving out sports awards, has no business pandering by "honoring" someone for taking female hormones. This freak hasn't even had his dick cut off yet. Where's his COURAGE?

The media also got an opinion from the singer with the made-up name, Erykah Badu. She called Jenner a “very brave person,” but getting an award? ESPN is “gonna do whatever they can to get people to watch.” Yep, REAL lady, that's the truth. This is a fake award, as sick as Kuntrashian getting the cover of Rolling Stone.

Tennis star Caroline Wozniacki: “It's great for Caitlyn that she's now a woman and she's embraced that. But at the end of the day it's a sporting event. I hope that it's still going to have that focus.” Nope, all anyone will care about is that "magic moment" when Caitlyn gets the spotlight, wearing her best dress, and tearfully acknowledges how much everyone LOVES her.

Except over here, it's GO FUCK YOURSELF and the rest of the Kardashians and Jenners. GO FUCK YOURSELF being a slightly more humane catch-phrase than "PLEASE DROP DEAD."