Thursday, July 30, 2015

Gisele Bundchen Saggy-Boobed Bint in a Burqa

How amusing; "supermodel" Gisele Bundchen put on a burqa as a disguise. She didn't want to be seen on her way into a boob-job clinic in France. As you see, it worked a treat, as they say.

She got TONS of publicity.

She also got MUSLIMS ready to murder her for donning the SACRED BURQA.

I've sort of lost interest in retarded mannequins posing in their underwear. I mean, when it comes to actually caring about them as people or knowing their names. All I know about Bundchen is she's a sperm holster for overpaid Boston quarterback Tom Brady, who has been mired in a scandal involving under-inflated (easier to throw) footballs. She's been overpaid for a decade. Considering the number of plastic Barbie doll whores out there, why pay any of 'em more than minimum wage?

Consider that singers, writers, actors, etc. are all told "it's good publicity" when they ask for a decent price for their work. It takes more talent to sing, write or act than to stand around modeling. So why not pay these twats minimum wage, demand a blow job, and say "being in a photo shoot will help you land a rich husband so take whatever pay we give you."

PS, what's with Nazi chicks being hot? They aren't. Heidi Klum isn't any example of the "master race" of womanhood. IF I'M BEING HONEST, she's too skinny. And the image of her in bed with scar-faced chunk of coal Seal is truly nauseating. Sure, they're divorced now, but it's still a gruesome Beauty and the Beast image.

Bundchen was apparently the spawn of some Nazi bastards who fled to South America. She was born in Brazil, the country that has given us waxed-cunts and a lot of bad music.

She's 35 and she's worried about her tits sagging a little? How nice that she can afford thousands of dollars to have 'em hoisted a bit. So much for having a husband who loves you even if your beauty has started to fade. The bitch supposedly is ready to retire anyway, because the fashion world likes 20-somethings (or younger) so this procedure is fairly pointless. Then again, here's somebody who has been in the vanity business all her life, and has done almost nothing except admire herself. There will come a time when she's so full of collagen, plastic wood and botox that she'll be mistaken for the Ghost of Joan Rivers. By then, Tom Brady will have divorced her, or discovered the joys of fucking a deflated football.

Then again, Muslims are a peculiar bunch, aren't they? They may have put a fatwa on her twat for wearing that burqa.

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