Let's Upload Photos of MOVIE THEATERS

Have some time to waste?

Do you spend your life in the popcorn-stinking maw of movie theaters, in the dark?

Do you get a perverse thrill slowly walking down a movie theater aisle, feeling gum and soft-drink residue sticking to your feet?

Do you regard even the most MUNDANE and BORING black box theaters with awe?

How about desperately snapping a shot of a generic movie theater lobby and UPLOADING IT for EVERYONE to see? Wow, what a "SHARER" you are. You fucking loser.

Yes, there's actually a website (not just some FARCEBOOK "appreciation society") desperately concerned with showing pictures of movie theaters.

There are fewer theaters now, of course, thanks to widescreen plasma home screens, high prices, and shitty films. Still, there are assholes who make sure to photograph each one they visit and upload the images.

They'll even pore through old magazines, scan movie ads, and up those, too.

The dung beetles involved in this trivial pursuit are often the same doleful dimwits who will waddle to a MEMORABILIA CONVENTION and pay $40 to take a picture standing next to a D-lister nobody's ever heard of.

Oooh, uploaded 500 images? In love with 71 movie theaters? Left nearly 2,000 comments? Have to tell the world you like "A Space Odyssey" and "Wizard of Oz" and "King Kong?"

Bill is not nearly one of the Prize Putzes in this group. He's nowhere near the status of TOP UPLOADER. "Top Uploader" sounds like a washing machine doesn't it? These idiots are all wet.

We all understand desperation, dimwitted behavior, pathetic mediocrity and star worship. But isn't there a LIMIT to how fucking stupid and useless a person can be? Isn't there a point when instead of encouragement, everyone shouts GET A LIFE?

As for masturbating to pictures of movie theaters, isn't it bad enough to spend all day goggle-eyed over movie star photos? You have to adore the fucking BUILDINGS, too?

I can see being interested in a few movie theaters that had brilliant facades, or an iconic interior. But 99% did not and most around today are BOXES...stinking, claustrophobic coffins loaded with noisy, gruesome people who STINK.

Who the fuck is nostalgic over a dull movie house that shut down years ago?

You'd have to be one hell of a nerd to be nostalgic over this very average theater, and need to see a photo of it. Never even heard of the fucking movie that was playing there.

Guys (it's always guys), next time you go to the movies, please sprinkle a lethal dose of hemlock on your popcorn. Eat it and DIE. Being found dead in your favorite movie theater would be the best way for you to die. Although, having a heart attack while posing next to Louise Lasser and sniffing her hair would suit you pretty well, too.