The Greedy GOOD Arabs Kill a BAD Religious Fanatic Muslim One

Oh, score one for Capitalism.

Our pals, the United Arab Emirates, offed the psycho burka-wearing bitch-cunt dogshit brained religious fanatic who killed a blonde in a bathroom.

For them, it's good business. They sell oil. We all buy it. They abuse women, raise prices whenever they want, live like royalty, and we accept it. And we say "Omar Sharif was a helluva actor."

Oh thank GOD and ALLAH and JESUS and the elusive MOHAMED for small favors. Why can't those fucking ISIS jerks in Syria and Iraq and wherever, be like those lovable Jew-hating Christian-hating perverted drug-taking woman-raping beauties in Jordan and the UAE and Michael Jackson's favorite sandbox, Brunei?

And how are things in Iran? How are the talks going? "Lift the sanctions against our backward Camel-stinking country of the Ayatollah and the fatwa, and let us obliterate Israel off the face of the Earth. Oh, and we promise not to build nuclear weapons."

Gotta love the Middle East. Gotta do business with the Middle East.

If it wasn't for greed and oil, that fucking area would be NOTHING but SAND. Absolutely NOTHING BUT SAND. No fucking Jerusalem. No fucking dead sea. No mecca for religious assholes of any kind. Maybe just the broken ruins of a statue to Ozymandias, and otherwise, DESERT stretching for mile after peaceful mile.