Hooray, Murderess Caitlyn Jenner Will Skate on Car Wreck Death

While "Judge" Apatow and the rest don't want Cosby to ever work again, don't want Cosby to still have a star on the Walk of Fame, and while a N.Y. Senator has nothing better to do than whine that he should "give back his Medal of Honor," the world cheers Caityln "the Killer" Jenner.

Ooooh, the brave Caitlyn (winner of an Espy Award decades after "her" Olympic career ended) will be FREEEEEEE to thrill us with how she "rocks" a dress, how she ignores the slutty antics of her disgusting media whore daughters, and how she learns how to get a pedicure.

God is GOOD! Transgender people are SO SPECIAL! Caitlyn and the Kardashians and Jenners are ROYALTY. Cosby, well, he's a nigger.

Right?

Some celebrities are entertaining and some are not. Cosby, at 77, is just a shambling guy who does NOT appeal to MILLENNIALS. He appeals to some blacks, some old whites (and their children), but almost nobody between 14 and 40, that important demographic.

That he gave pills bimbos, and to women who knew he was married and were making themselves available to him privately so they could use him to make them famous, is a worse crime than MURDER?

The fact is that Cosby was doing (mostly to tramps, Playboy bunnies, and cynical manipulators) what guys are doing in bars and college town restaurants every night. Every night they slip mickeys into drinks, slip "roofies" into drinks, and the girls shrug afterward and grin, "didn't remember a thing...let's party hearty tomorrow night!" At worst, a bint will tell people not to date the creep, but the creep will find plenty more. All he's doing with the pills is accelerating the "get her drunk and in bed" ploy.

Which isn't nice. Which isn't being a gentleman. But nobody died. With Jenner, a woman DIED.

But Caitlyn skates because this is one of the fabulous Kardashian bunch, and Cosby's a has-been.

The news report: "While Jenner — who had yet to publicly transition from Bruce to her identity as a woman at the time of the accident — was inattentive, she was not intoxicated or texting when she wrecked her car in Malibu, investigators found."

So as long as you're "inattentive," then it's a misdemeanor. It's just, "Oh well, tee hee, you know how us dizzy girls are. We just day dream about shopping at Victoria's Secret, and if we plow into a car so hard that it knocks the car in front of THAT car into traffic and kills someone, well, ooooooooopsie! Ooooopsie doooopsie!"

Nobody's even suggesting that Jenner be taken off the air. Jenner has barely even apologized, but then, Jenner has SO many more important things to do.