Jihadi John - Man on the Run

"Westminster Jihadi, you're bringin' me down...

"You killed lots of people. You've gotta leave town...

"Vo do dee oh do, vo do dee oh do, vo do dee oh do...ALLAH'S GREAT!"

Aw, it's the Man on the Run. And John couldn't even do away with his most prized target.

Yes, "Jihadi John" has fled his ISIS pals, because they're such psychotic murderers, they want to kill HIM, next.

David Cameron, darning his critics and wearing the face that he keeps in the loo by the door, must be shrugging in utter apathy.

"What? You mean that fine, fine Mohammed Emwazi, who was born in Kuwait but EMIGRATED to England? He's hiding?? The one who went to the University of Westminster and had all the fine, fine education money could buy? He turned out to make a fucking mockery of John Lennon's name, and enunciated his fine British accent while slitting the throats of helpless victims? Victims who were mostly defenseless aid workers and volunteers? He's escaped to Africa or Syria or someplace? What a kerfuffle. Maybe I'll get a seniormole to look into it. Maybe I'll call up the Lord of the Boot Sale."

This is a prime example of David Cameron at his craziest. With so many British born people UNEMPLOYED, he waves immigrants to come in, get benefits, and turn out like Jihadi John?

I still consider myself far more of a Liberal than a conservative, but I don't buy the argument that "one rotten apple doesn't make up for a barrel of wonderful fruits." It seems, IF I'M BEING HONEST, that most of the Muzzies who've come to England (and everywhere else) are clannish, obnoxious, Holier-than-Thou, and like to remain outsiders as they practice their crazy fucked-up religion and wear their stupid-looking schmattas.

Now, Jews and Christians and other idiot religious groups can be clannish, can believe the stupidest things in musty old books and scrolls, and dress up in absurd outfits but they aren't killing people all over the world.

You need not remind me of the shit Christians did centuries ago. Christians are eating meat on Friday, fer Chrissake. They use birth control. They are different NOW. Well, except for the Westboro Baptist assholes. But NOW is what's important, and NOW is when backward Muslim maniacs are murdering everyone. The Westboro bunch merely scream "God Hates Fags" at cemeteries.

"Jihadi John," a mocking reference to The Beatles (you remember them; "All You Need is Love") is an example of what happens when a spoiled brat non-religious Muslim goes crazy. If you want to know what happens when a RELIGIOUS Muslim goes crazy, just remember the blown up bus, the blown up train, or the beheaded soldier who was simply walking down a street in his beloved Great Britain.

This Camel-faced ingrate will lie, cheat, steal and kill in North Africa until some other monkey-man blows him away. He sure as hell won't be caught by any superspy Cameron might have. Because that superspy is probably too busy peeping into the windows of a bint in Hull and wanking his weiner.

"Fucking peasants as far as I can see...."