Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Liam Neeson looks like old frail shit? Trot around Central Park, Man.

The media is loaded with "fans are upset with how Liam Neeson looks" worry-articles.

Yeah? The man is 63. There comes a time when all the make-up, hair dye and lighting can't conceal it. In broad daylight, he looks 73, but the man's led a very vigorous life and that can wear you out.

PS, the paps routinely take unflattering pix of stars who have the temerity to walk out without a lighting director. It's worse for actresses who might step out for a cigarette and be caught without make-up. Have you seen the recent pix of Liza Minnelli? Well, the funny thing is I saw her on the street once and said, "Hey, look over there, it's a bad Liza look-alike." The response back at me: "That IS Liza Minnelli." But I digress.

Hiya Lemur.

Lemur rose to fame via "Schindler's List," but that doesn't mean he was Schindler. For example, Neeson had absolutely NO sympathy for carriage horses. Most think horses shouldn't be clomping through heavy traffic (and getting hit by cars) just to reach Central Park and spend hour after hour monotonously moving fat tourists around paved roads. Neeson? He stood up for the carriage drivers. He was the only celebrity of note who was that heartless.

He spoke some blabber about the fine Irish tradition of carriage horse riders, and his ancestors, and he really made very little sense. Dragging these animals from distant stables, through a mile of heavy traffic punctuated by car horns and sirens is GOOD? Spending a hot humid day or a freezing cold one clomping the same dreary roads is a fun life for an animal?

Meanwhile he pretty much made the same fucking movies over and over: "Hey, my daughter is missing. Let me grimace and shoot some bad guys for 90 minutes until I get her back."

Now he looks frail? What should he do? Take some vitamins and trot around Central Park in running shorts and a t-shirt?

Oh, let's put it succinctly. Everybody gets old. Everybody dies. That includes millionaire actors who are clueless about the ethical treatment of animals.

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