Madison Square Garden: Bono and the Bonehead Bitch

Gee, I thought NOBODY could be as obnoxious and egocentric as The Great Bono.

I guess I was wrong. Somebody in the audience was WORSE.

BONO made his TRIUMPHANT return to performing by taking over Madison Square Garden. He even had Paul Simon around to make sure he'd get coverage in ALL the papers.

The Nazi Messiah (aka ACHTUNG, BABY) told the adoring crowd of Ray-Ban fans, that he, the Saint of Sun Glasses, was glad that when he fell off his bike, he got help right away.

Well, duh...Central Park is the SECOND most popular tourist attraction in the city, has millions of visitors PER DAY, and where the asshole was bicycling, at least a thousand people were nearby. There are also police on patrol and the Central Park Conservancy workers as well as NYC park employees.

That leads to the Post headline:

The humble BONO actually bothered to give a free concert ticket to some cunt who happened to dial 911. If she didn't, there were another TWO DOZEN or more who would've made that call. He did not fall in the middle of nowhere, ok? He was on one of the most traveled bike paths IN THE FUCKING WORLD.

Lemme tell ya, "ALYSSA," if New Yorkers were really as mean as you think, you would be at Lenox Hill Hospital at this moment recovering from a prolapsed anus and a gang fist-fuck.