Why Worry? Rebecca's enjoying a FARCEBOOK ROMANCE COME TRUE

"Ish Kabibble" (the name of a stooge in Kay Kyser's Big Band) loosely translates as "Why Worry?"

It's a Yiddish expression ("Ische ga bibble?") later adopted as Mad Magazine's "What Me Worry" slogan.

But ah, those were the innocent days. It wasn't that easy for a young girl to "elope" with some asshole, and if she did, the worst she got was a punctured tambourine.

Now it's SIMO EL ADALA.

Ha ha ho ho hee hee.

A young girl can disappear via jet plane and emerge, oh, on the other side of the world. Into white slavery. Or worse.

And we'll see what becomes of the Jewy-named Rebecca Arthur, an utter dimwit twat from the affluent and oh, ALL TOO WHITE state of Connecticut.

THANK YOU FARCEBOOK!

It used to be tough for a girl to carry on with some thug, riff, chav or monkey without anyone catching wise. Now, ooh, a chick can just moisten her laptop and "fall in love" online.

Sure enough, there's a FARCEBOOK page for SIMO EL ADALA, a monkey-looking hearthrob, the kind sure to tempt a bored white Jewish girl. Hey, Rebecca, did he thrill you with talk of the oppressed Palestinians?

Simo, have you had a good laugh at all the people who've tried to "FRIEND" you? The ones who've begged you not to harm that white Jewish girl who fell in love with you?

I'm talkin' about the Jewish girl who picked SIMO because she couldn't make her dreams come true with the permanently imprisoned Boston Marathon bomber who was featured on the cover of Rolling Stone.

Opposites attract. Let's see ANOTHER photo of that camel-faced piece of Muslim shit.

Oh well, Rebecca Arthur's boyfriend is quite a catch. You don't see someone like THAT on every corner of Spanish Harlem, in Brooklyn, or even in shittier parts of Connecticut, like monkey-ridden New Haven. PS, the horrible "Maury Povich Show" which is nothing but stupid ethnic monsters raving at each other and taking paternity tests, tapes in New Haven.

The Brits have seen an uptick (to use a polite word) in the number of white girls who have suddenly bolted to go make their way to Morocco or Syria or Allah Knows Where.

Goodbye, Rebecca. On the Internet, nobody hears you scream.