All's Right with the World: Caitlyn Jenner went to a GAY BAR

Let's look at this on the positive side.

Look at this trout-mouthed cross-eyed egocentric creature cobbled by plastic surgery and hormone drugs:

If a washed-up ex-athlete in a dress is one of the MOST IMPORTANT NEWS FIGURES IN THE WORLD, then the world doesn't have a lot of problems, does it?

Almost nothing that's happened in the past 24 hours is as important as CAITLYN JENNER fartying and partying and pantying till four in the morning.

ISIS...you might as well behead yourselves. We are SO over YOU GUYS.