Ebay's Cheap Dutch Douchebags Never Stop with their Porn

Let's see, a few weeks ago this cheap Dutch douchebag with his wooden shoes, wooden skull and cheese-for-a-brain posted his filth.

He does it right out in the open, hoping to get teenagers to buy. Right? Then he can ask 'em, "If you ever come to Holland, would you care to visit a lonely old fellow in his 60's?"

He sells stolen stupid porn garbage WITHOUT DVD boxes. Stuff he probably stole. "I took it with my thieving hands, and put it in my backpack," he wrote in a forum. DIDN'T HE? "I went into the porn office pretending to be a big time distributor, Mr DeVente. Ha ha. I stole and stole all I could!"

He was stopped on July 7th, but he wasn't too patient was he? He wanted to hurry up and try again. Here he is, sneaking back with it again. How many times did EBAY slap his fat little Dutch wrist and tell him no? And did he pay attention? NO.

Being a DUTCHMAN, this scumbag wants to cheat EBAY too, and so all his ads tell people to E-MAIL HIM TO GET MORE GOODIES (without paying an EBAY FEE, of course).

Sound familiar?

What you need to do with Dutch douchebags like this, is go to the windmill, drag the asshole out by his limp little dick, and beat his fat overstuffed head till the shit comes out of his ears. Then kick him a few times. Then drag him over to the nearest Applebees and tell 'em "Here's some prime PORK for you," and they can grind him into sausage.

THAT is what you do to a cheap DUTCHMAN pornographer who wants to sell his shit to children.