Stephen Colbert? "DESTROY WHITE BOY" is Behind His Bandleader Choice

Hey, you know Stephen Colbert.

He's that WHITE guy with the horn-rimmed glasses who will replace Letterman in September.

UGH. WHITE GUY. WHITE guy appealing to people over 40. Double UGH.

He did the smart thing Jimmy Fallon and James Corden did. He hired a BLACK GUY to be his BAND LEADER.

You know the blacks, they got rhythm.

Whites are so hung up, so guilty, so convinced at this point that they are just spindly, bland, uninteresting, can't-dance nerds, they GOTTA rub that nappy head of the black man.

After all, hiring a black band leader is putting a dark face in a showy position, BUT, it's a stereotypical one.

The GOOD NEWS here, is that Jon Batiste has a ringing endorsement from a website called DESTROY WHITE BOY.

Now, as long as nobody objects to MY humorous Lenny Brucian remarks here about niggers and spics (and kikes and wops and everyone else), I'm not suggesting that DESTROY WHITE BOY is a bad title for a website. I mean, I don't advocate destroying BLACKS and I don't call them BOY, but you know, "Freeeeeeedom of Speeeeeech my homeys."

Very cool.

Anyone doubt the agenda here? These white pussies are not hiring band leaders based on anything but "OOOOOOOH, BLACK!" Now what do you call it when you're "judged by the color of your skin?"

Then there's Mr. Woss, who chose his music because it would be trendy to have GAYS sing campy shit before stars walk on stage.

But hiring BLACKS makes Jonathan Ross and his "Four Poofs and a Piano" seem positively gauche.

Jonathan doesn't have 'em anymore, and now he's lost out on Jonathan Batiste. But maybe he can hire a Mau-Mau. Maybe Graham Norton can ask Kanye West to recommend an angry sullen totally phony rap asshole for him to kiss.

Meanwhile the white press is sulking, "What we should have is a BLACK late night host, or better yet, a BLACK WOMAN late night host, and no white band leader or announcer or writers. Yes, get rid of lily white people except the ones who write reverse-racist shit about how blacks should get everything..."