Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Zsa Zsa Huffington Whores for Dunkin' Donuts

What IS this fucking Huffington Post anyway?

They disguise a commercial as news?

In the old days, you'd READ a REAL newspaper, and see a come-on ad from a heart-attack fatty-food joint like Dunkin' Donuts. It might even have a coupon to clip: "FREE DONUT...except it's NOT FREE BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BUY AN EVEN UNHEALTHIER DRINK."

It's your choice whether to bother with the AD or not. The newspaper isn't being sneaky and pretending their sponsor is "news." Huffington is doing just that.

Also, if Dunkin' Donuts takes out a real ad, it supports real journalism, and the writers and editors who have brains and report news instead of just re-writing shit for an Internet website.

PS, it's at "participating" locations, so you could walk or drive to a garish Dunkin' Donuts franchise, and the blank-faced monkey behind the counter will stare and say, "Free donut? We got no free donuts."

Zsa Zsa Huffington is the silly-voiced blonde bitch who is so stupid she married a faggot and didn't know it. But she got all his money and bought herself the prestige of owning a website that doesn't pay writers.

She's as much of a joke as Donald Trump and other buy-me-fame fuckheads. But, yeah, SHE ain't eating at Dunkin' Donuts tonight, and I sure as hell can't afford where she IS eating.

So all I can say is that still doesn't make you anything but a dizzy cunt, you fag-fuckin' media whore.

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