Another Ebay Moron Down - Slave to Stupid

Have you heard about the "monetary dominatrix" bunch?

What a racket. They find stupid guys who get a sexual thrill out of...NOT having sex.

Yes, the idea is the guy sends money as a tribute, and in return MAYBE gets a photo, or an abusive phone call, or five minutes of POV sneering on a DVD-R, or (if the sap spends hundreds of bucks) maybe a one-on-one Skype encounter.

Ridiculous? Yes, sexuality does bring out the RIDICULOUS in a lot of people. Just look at dopey swinger photos on dating sites, especially those cringeworthy "cosplay" shots on Tumblr of inane drones dressed up like it's Halloween in an insane asylum's bathroom.

But does it work on eBAY?

Er, not quite. That explains why the ad below was KNOCKED OFF.

First off, because it's illegal. Secondly, you need to be REALLY STUPID to believe the seller is actually some hot looking babe.

Right, right, download a few random pictures of some twat, pretend she's YOU, and fleece some moron.

The pitch ended with the worm supposedly on the hook:

That last line: another violation of eBay rules, and one of the MOST IMPORTANT. You are NOT supposed to make deals OFF the site. Not even with twisted sister Paypal. Ebay wants their percentage on EVERY auction!

This idiot tried several of the other familiar gambits: "Buy my used bra." "I'm selling my smelly old shoes."

After nearly getting suspended, the idiot is now merely offering junk you'd not even glance at in a charity shop, or lift out of the dustbin on the street corner.

This clod isn't a beautiful dominatrix, just your usual trailer trash GUY who literally sells whatever he finds while dumpster diving: old mags and discarded clothes of various sizes.

Pretending to be a beautiful dominatrix, he expected $25 to start (when the actual pros who are real would want $250 or $2500). His other shit? He'd be happy to get $1.

It's a sad fact that the economy in most parts of the world dictates that many become scroungers and liars. They go on eBay with their charity shop crap, forcing the prices down to next to nothing. There's much more supply than demand on old magazines, records, books or worn-out tat that somebody else literally boxed up and left for the trash collector.

No wonder some of these idiots who hilariously sell outgrown baby clothes or dopey horror magazines sneak into the "adult" area and pretend to be sexy girls selling their photos or their underwear or, in this case, nothing at all.