Canada is NEVER in the news for doing anything, because they don't do anything. Canada is only in the news if True Douche Trudeau stands up at some media event and does something CUUUUUTE.
Canadians are cowardly and neutral. They have nothing interesting to export. They manage to exist because they're in an area that's cold and numbing and people are in a half-frozen daze of low expectations.
This fucking TRUE DOUCHE asshole comes along, and anything he does is treated with squeals of delight. Ha ha, he "schooled" a reporter by showing that he knows something.
Can you imagine Merkel or any other homely leader getting coverage for something this MEANINGLESS?
JUSTIN. Jesus Fucking Christ, another JUSTIN. Right along with Timberlake and Bieber. Goddam JUSTIN. This Just In: GO FUCK YOURSELF.
There are important countries that have leaders who are almost anonymous. Can anyone in America say who runs Italy? Greece? Turkey? Sweden? Holland? OF COURSE NOT.
I guarantee if any of 'em looked like True Douche, we'd know. This True Douche is like a goddam Kardashian, or Prince William. Every time he steps out in public people are gasping and wetting themselves and cheering.
He doesn't have to do anything: "He's great for Canadian tourism. He's a wonderful symbol." Oh, right, right, I want to fly up to fucking Canada because they have a hunky guy running the place. What do you DO in Canada? Take a photo of a moose? Where the fuck IS this guy? Toronto? You can't visit him. It's like going to Washington D.C. and taking a White House tour and expecting Obama to come over and wave and high five everyone on line.
Most Canadians with any talent LEAVE CANADA. Leslie Nielsen. Lorne Greene. William Shatner. Even Martin Short and Neil Young. (Yeah, Neil Young, singer of less than 3 decent songs, a guy with a rotten voice, a sourly pompous sanctimonious personality, and a poisonous inability to be pleasant on stage).
The only thing novel about Canada is Montreal, since half the assholes speak French. Otherwise, FUCK OFF. It's like the old days when Margaret Trudeau used to wander around having wardrobe malfunctions. Oooh, we caught a glimpse of the randy wife of the Prime Minster's crotch! Yeah, does that mean you can take Air Canada for "Sight-Seeing Margaret's Twat?" No, we wouldn't be seeing something Pierre Trudeau rarely saw.
Christ, if Putin looked like THIS guy, we'd ALL be Communists by now?
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