Sorry, "FURNISH" seems to be the GROSSEST Word

Didn't Elton's mommy say that this David Furnish guy was a creep?

Didn't half of Elton's staff complain that this David Furnish guy was pushing everyone out and running everything?

Now it turns out that David Furnish is a typical promiscuous homo lunatic.

Somehow the notoriously obnoxious British media is pussyfooting on this story. Queer, isn't it? That's because ELTON has been having a hissy fit. His legal team has done the "we'll sue" bit, and filed an INJUNCTION.

What happened to "Freedom of Speech?" The tabloids never shy away from printing a story and, if they have no proof, excusing it by saying "gossips are saying..." Yet, here we have a story that seems factual, with strong evidence.

But the tabloids can't defy the court?

How about the Internet versions? Come on, DAILY FAIL. Print it on the INTERNET, where Assange says it's "Freedom of Speech" and Anonymous says there's no need to fear the law. What? You have an office where you can be served with papers? Oh.

Is it anyone's business if this creepy Furnish is breakin' Elton's heart? Of course not. But that's the world of celebrity, and there should be NO exceptions. If you're willing to run a picture of Kate Middleton topless when she was sunbathing in privacy and didn't think a telephoto lens was within a mile of her, then mentioning that Furnish is a creep is no big deal. If you're willing to run humiliating, gruesome shots of celebrities looking fat or pimply, then what's the big deal about THIS?

Poor Elton. A few weeks ago, he was grinning his pudgy little face off, telling Rolling Stone how HAPPY he is, how he's proud of his new album that isn't full of dirge ballads (for a change), how much he LOVES his brats and being a...what...Mommy? He chuckled at how much David Furnish is hated, and that he simply could care less if his aged mother sees him again. And now?

Gosh, we should be surprised that fag marriages aren't perfect? Will we have those "brave Elton" photos on the front page as he somberly picks up the bratlets from school? Will be break down at the piano when he starts singing "Your Song?" Will there be a hit song of reconciliation or will a sad song say so much?

Maybe we all have better things to be concerned about.

Just why a powerful gay guy can make the media tremble is more of a concern. Surely other celebrities know how to call a lawyer. Or are gays, like Muslims, supposed to be OFF LIMITS OR ELSE?

Elton has all the money in the world. Too bad people with a real need to keep a false and damaging item out of the papers don't stand a chance.