Hans De Dentist gets Eight Years

What a surprise, another smug, selfish Dutchman evading capture long enough to wreak havoc and misery. Not only did it take forever to even prosecute the bastard, but he was allowed to run away and hide. After much legal wrangling he finally was brought to trial. Naturally, as a typical Dutchman, he alternately blubbered about being insane, whined about his poor self, went into a mood swing of anger and contempt for anyone hurt by him, and pranced around giving into his faggy tendencies.

He's not too different from other Dutch douches we've encountered, like the sobbing faggy Blogfather/Ayatollah who would go to record company offices and steal stuff and assume dozens of identities to give away music free.

How about big ugly Van Der Sloot who happily tormented the parents of the girl he killed by denying everything and then demanding payment to say where the body was buried. Van Der Sloot also skipped away before he could face his punishment, disappearing to South America where, ha ha ho ho hee hee, he killed ANOTHER woman.

In America, you stub your toe and you get a million dollars, especially if you're black. What about this Dutch douche's victims? Will these people get any money from Hans De Dentist? After his eight years (with time off for being a big fat slobby self-entitled whiner, or for blowing all the prison guards) he'll be freeee. He'll change his name to Cal E. Fornia and start practicing dentistry in America. All he'll have to do is say "I'm Muslim," and he'll get a license. Or he'll say "according to my religion, I can practice dentistry without a license." Meanwhile his victims in France will still be suffering from lost teeth, or suffering the daily reminder of dentures, or constant jaw pain.

Jared Fogle, the fat asshole from Subway, is doing far more time while causing NO bloodshed. He paid teen prostitutes for sex. They were already prostitutes when he connected with them. Somehow, what this guy did, involving 140 more people, and a lot of violence and physical agony, doesn't merit as much of a sentence? Hey, go send the prick to Norway where he can complain about not having video games to play with.