Then he announces, "OK, from now on, I'll just fuck your twat."
She smiles and says, "Gee, that sounds great!" She's almost forgotten she's still being raped.
The rapist could easily be a CEO at GOOGLE, because that's such a GOOGLE ploy.
Look what those nice folks have done NOW: 6 second ads to stab you in the eye every time you check some stupid link on the site:
OH, GREAT GOD GOOGLE, how THOUGHTFUL OF YOU. After torturing everyone with 30 second tedious bullshit ads, which you can't stop unless you've seen at least 6 seconds...they're creating actual 6 second pesty ads.
We're supposed to think this is wonderful: "Thanks for not torturing us as long as you used to. That almost makes us forget we were tortured and are STILL being tortured."
You can bet that they'll be sure to put them on EVERYTHING. At the moment, you might catch a break, and see something so awful (SHAUNA CUNTWELL) nobody wants to sponsor it. But 6 seconds? Google will work deals saying, "We'll give you TEN TIMES the placement for the money. So even if somebody watches only obscure shit, YOU will BUMP them."
Oh the joy of the BUMP. It's like being in a crowded miserable mall, and every minute, some idiot bumps you. Not hard. Just bumps you. Not enough for you to shove back or say "Look where you're walking." Just enough to raise your blood pressure a notch.
That's GOOGLE, too. Always adding to the misery, always doing something annoying and devious, and ALWAYS pretending they're doing something GOOD FOR YOU.
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