Let's All Finger Prince! Come on Celebs, TWEETY-TWEET-TWEEEET!

The circus is in town.

It's time for every lister, from D-Lister to A-Lister, to compete in the "Oh WOW, PRINCE is DEAD" Tweet-stakes.

Come on, you can do it. From "WTF" to "I am CRYING" to some sappy reference to "The Doves are Flying" and "The skies are Purple Rain," you can DO IT.

You can get publicity for yourself while proclaiming the death of a pipsqueak funk-rock posturer the greatest calamity of the 21st Century.

Leading the charge? Why, Rocky O'Bummer his own self:

"Today, the world lost a creative icon.

"Michelle and I join millions of fans from around the world in mourning the sudden death of Prince. Few artists have influenced the sound and trajectory of popular music more distinctly, or touched quite so many people with their talent. As one of the most gifted and prolific musicians of our time, Prince did it all.

"Nobody's spirit was stronger, bolder, or more creative. Our thoughts and prayers are with his family, his band, and all who loved him."

SO nice. Of course, Hussein has a huge staff of writers to come up with the lather, so all he has to do is shave it down to appropriate glossy-cuteness, just like Shauna's twat.

MORE? Let's get MORE!

Wrinkly rocker Mick Jagger had to tweet FOUR times. Anyone else?

Have we NOT heard from some parasites, maggots, media whores and morons?

What egotistical pimples need to pop their load? Come on, MORE MORE MORE.

WHAT was that post from U2? Who the fuck knows.

Very good, pudgy Russ, when in doubt, curse. What could be more HIP than calling Prince a MOTHERFUCKER.

Anyone else? DON'T BE SHY!

You can't do better than ugly half-man half-twat freakish Donna Versace Ugly Wop Monster. She HAS to put in a picture showing that she was in the presence of such greatness. Very good, Donna, you are now at the level of BILL HOOBASTANK. "Look at me, I got a photo with a celebrity, because I'm not!"

PS, look around, and see if there's a single picture of this Prince asshole where he isn't dressed in a silly outfit, isn't making a corny face, or isn't in some way being a posturing fucking phony.